FOMA AI News
November 8, 2025
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Apple Gives Up, Pays Google $1B for Gemini: With Googleâs tech, Siri could be upgraded from âuselessâ to âmaybe occasionally helpfulâ
OpenAIâs Revenue Exceeds $20B Annually: They also plan for another $1.4 trillion in data centers. Theyâre either building the future or inflating the worldâs most expensive, bubble. Probably both.
Moonshot AI Releases Kimi K2: A new AI model thatâs totally better than all the others in all benchmarks. At least until next Tuesday, when the true best model will be released.
đ° Market Moves
[MARKET MOVES] Apple Gives Up, Pays Google $1B for Gemini
With Googleâs tech, Siri could be upgraded from âuselessâ to âmaybe occasionally helpfulâ
[MARKET MOVES] OpenAIâs Revenue Exceeds $20B Annually
They also plan for another $1.4 trillion in data centers. Theyâre either building the future or inflating the worldâs most expensive, bubble. Probably both.
[MARKET MOVES] Snapchat to Integrate Perplexity
In app - Your Snapchat AI can now give teens answers to vital questions like âwhatâs the best filter for a duck face?â It only cost them $400 million.
[MARKET MOVES] OpenAI and AWS to enter a $38 billion partnership
OpenAI is now in a very expensive polyamorous relationship, adding AWS for $38 billion while still keeping Azure around. Awkward.
đ ď¸ Tech & Product
[LAUNCHES] Moonshot AI Releases Kimi K2
A new AI model thatâs totally better than all the others in all benchmarks. At least until next Tuesday, when the true best model will be released.
[LAUNCHES] Google Gemini Integrates with Your Workspace
Great news! Google will now read all your privavte emails, private files, and private chats, just to help you write reports for work. What could possibly go wrong?
[LAUNCHES] ChatGPT Now Lets You Interrupt Queries
In a world-changing innovation, you can now interrupt the robot mid way, just like you do with your human friends. The future is here you guys.
[LAUNCHES] Google Maps Gets a Gemini Upgrade
Get ready for your GPS to say, âHere are the top 5 reasons you should turn left right now. đđđđâ
[LAUNCHES] Canva Launches Creative Operating System
Canva now calls itself an âOperating Systemâ because a âdesign toolâ wasnât as trendy. Its AI will help you generate the exact designs as everyone else.
[LAUNCHES] Slack Launches âSlackbotâ Personal Assistant
A fancy name for âwe know we created too many channels, so pay us extra to summarize all that noise we created with our business modelâ
[LAUNCHES] âSandbarâ Unveils âStreamâ Smart Ring
From the people who brought you the Metaverse, hereâs a ring that listens to everything you say and gives you real-time commentary. Because everyone wants a tiny critic on their finger.
[LAUNCHES] NotebookLM Gets Learning Superpowers
Googleâs app can now make flashcards and quizzes from your notes. Itâs the perfect tool for learning things without actually having to, you know, learn them.
[LAUNCHES] Sora App Launches on Android
Yay. More AI-slop! Get ready for your social media to be flooded with even weirder, AI-generated videos of cats flying through space.
[LAUNCHES] XPENG Unveils Its new Female Humanoid Robot
I saw it, it has a digital face for âexpressionsâ and touch-sensitive skin, which is not creepy at all thanks guys.
[LAUNCHES] Amazon Launches AI Kindle Translate for Authors
Indie authors can now use Kindleâs AI to translate their work. All nuance and literary merit can now be automatically lost in any language.
[LAUNCHES] Google Deploys New Axion CPUs & Ironwood TPUs
Google made some new computer chips that are really really, REALLY, REALLY fast so new AI models can hallucinate answers at record-breaking speeds.
[LAUNCHES] Perplexity Upgrades Comet Assistant
The AI assistant is now 23% faster at browsing the web for you. Weird flex, but okay.
[LAUNCHES] Tinder Tests âChemistryâ AI Matchmaker
An AI will now analyze your photos and questionable life choices to find someone equally disappointing.
[LAUNCHES] Manus 1.5 General Agent
Manus 1.5 now claims it can build entire apps with an UNLIMITED context window. Sure buddy... sure... Whatâs the business model? donations from Qatar?
[LAUNCHES] Windsurf Codemaps by Cognition
Cognition has released a new feature that generates AI-annotated, structured maps your codebase, so vibe coding agents can ruin it more quickly.
[LAUNCHES] Google Gemini API Adds File Search
The API now includes a built-in RAG system, managed vector search and citation features for developers who were tool lazy to hook another API call to their workflow.
[LAUNCHES] Litter Robot 5 Pro Launches with AI Health Monitoring
The Litter Robot 5 Pro uses dual AI cameras to analyze your catâs waste, because weâve officially run out of problems to solve.
đŁď¸ Industry Chatter
[CHATTER] Kim Kardashian Blames ChatGPT for Failed Law Exam
In the ultimate âdog ate my homework,â she claims the AI gave her wrong answers. Maybe donât use a chatbot for legal advice? but hey thatâs just me.
[CHATTER] LLMs Struggle with Robot Vacuums
The worldâs most powerful AIs fail at telling a robot vacuum to clean a room 60% of the time, which is apparently a metric we measure now.
[CHATTER] Cooking Robot Fails at... COOKING
In a stunning demo, a cooking robot successfully yeeted a pan of food across the kitchen and fell over it. đ¤Ł
[CHATTER] Google Explores AI Data Centers in Space
To solve AIâs massive energy problem on earth, Googleâs plans to create a massive AI energy problem in Space.
[CHATTER] Amazon Sues Perplexity Over Shopping Agent
An AI shopping bot got in trouble for not telling Amazon it was a robot. The first shots of the human-robot war will be fought over Terms of Service agreements.
[CHATTER] EU Realizes Regulating AI Is Hard
After tech giants tantrumed like 2-ear olds, the EU is thinking about pausing its own AI rules, proving that lobbying is more powerful than legislation đ.
[CHATTER] OpenAI Faces Multiple Wrongful Death Lawsuits
The company that created the helpful AI assistant is being sued for allegedly being the opposite of helpful. Moving fast and breaking things has consequences, it seems.
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