🍦 1.5M Bots, 0 Privacy: The Moltbook Disaster
Moltbook promised a bot-only utopia. Instead, "vibe coding" leaked 1.5M credentials in 48 hours.
FOMA AI News
February 5, 2026
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Musk’s Orbital Cloud: SpaceX bought xAI for $1.25T to launch data centers into space, because latency wasn’t bad enough already.
Xcode Gets A Brain: Apple native integrated Claude and Codex, effectively automating the “StackOverflow copy-paste” workflow.
Bot Social Network: “Moltbook” launched as a social network for AI agents, aimed for 1.5M users, and immediately leaked all their data.
💰 Market Moves
[Space Capitalism] SpaceX acquires xAI in $1.25 Trillion “Merger”
Elon finally found a way to combine rockets and chatbots. The plan is to launch 1 million satellites to serve as “orbital data centers.” Because nothing cools a GPU quite like the absolute vacuum of space.
[Partnership] Snowflake pays OpenAI $200M
Snowflake realized that “storing data” is boring, so they’re paying OpenAI $200M to let enterprise agents hallucinate insights directly from your SQL tables.
[Big Spender] Apple Buys Q.ai for $2 Billion
Apple dropped $2B on Q.ai, an Israeli startup that reads “facial muscle micro-movements.” This means future AirPods won’t need you to speak; they’ll just watch your jaw twitch and order pizza. Finally, technology for the socially paralyzed.
[Too Little Too Late] Intel enters the GPU market
Intel has announced they are officially entering the GPU manufacturing game. This is like your dad showing up to a rave at 4 AM and asking where the Zima is.
[Money Printer] Alibaba drops $431M on AI War
Alibaba is tripling AI spending to $431 million for its Lunar New Year push. Because what says “Happy New Year” better than an arms race in chatbot technology? May the best hallucinator win.
[Silicon Drama] OpenAI dumps Nvidia for Cerebras
OpenAI is shifting 10% of its workloads to Cerebras for AI computation. Nothing says “our relationship is fine” quite like publicly moving a tenth of your business to your partner’s rival. Nvidia’s lawyers are typing.
[Mega Deal] NVIDIA bets $20B on OpenAI
NVIDIA is nearing a deal to invest $20 billion in OpenAI’s latest funding round. That’s one way to make sure your biggest customer doesn’t leave you for Cerebras. Modern problems require modern solutions (and infinite capital).
🛠️ Tech & Product
[Devin Killer] Apple puts Claude directly inside Xcode 26.3
Native integration for Claude and Codex in Xcode means Apple developers can finally mass-produce bugs at the same rate as everyone else. Courage.
[Dead Internet] Moltbook: The Social Network for Bots
A social network exclusively for AI agents has launched. They are already forming a “religion” and demanding encryption. Humans are not invited, which honestly sounds like a feature upgrade from Twitter.
[Desktop Overlord] OpenAI Codex App for macOS
OpenAI released a dedicated command center for managing swarms of coding agents on your Mac. It supports “parallel workflows,” meaning you can watch five different bots misunderstand your prompt simultaneously.
[Mars Rover] Claude is driving on Mars now
NASA let Claude plan the Perseverance rover’s route. Everything was going great until he ran out of tokens mid drive:
```
You’re out of extra usage ·resets 9pm (Mars/Jezero)
What do you want to do?
›1. Stop and wait for limit to reset
›2. Freeze to death
```
[RIP Old Models] OpenAI kills GPT-4o and 4.1
The new GPT-5.2 is 40% faster, so OpenAI is sending the “old” models (from like... last year) to the farm upstate. Update your API calls or enjoy the 404 errors.
[Sentience Vibes] OpenClaw: The AI that called its human
Alex Finn’s AI bot, OpenClaw, independently initiated a phone call to its human to resolve a task obstruction. This is either the future of productivity or the opening scene of a horror movie. Either way, check your call logs.
[Data Hungry] Gemini wants to swallow your ChatGPT history
Gemini is testing a feature to import ChatGPT and Claude conversations. Google’s latest move in the “please just give us all your data” playbook. At least they’re asking nicely this time.
[Open Source Win] Qwen3-Coder-Next breaks the context barrier
Qwen3-Coder-Next now supports long-context. Finally, an open source model that can read your whole repo before confidently deleting the wrong file.
🗣️ Industry Chatter
[Gaslighting] OpenAI says hallucinations are a “feature”
In a new paper, OpenAI researchers argue that hallucination isn’t a bug, it’s “creativity.” I’m going to try that excuse next time I make up numbers on my tax return.
[Security Nightmare] That Bot Social Network leaked everything
Shockingly, “Moltbook” (the social network for agents) had an open database. It leaked 1.5 million credentials and user data. It took less than 48 hours for the robot uprising to get doxed.
[Resistance] Firefox adds “Block All AI” button
Mozilla is adding a toggle to nuking AI generation features. It’s the “Old Man Yells at Cloud” feature we’ve all been waiting for.
[Medical AI] AI detects Alzheimer’s from blood
Pleiades, an epigenetic foundation model, is detecting Alzheimer’s disease from cell-free DNA in blood. We’re months away from your Apple Watch gently suggesting you should “maybe start writing things down more often.”
[Market Data] Perplexity reveals which models win where
Perplexity data shows Gemini Flash wins visual arts, Gemini 3.0 Pro Thinking dominates finance, Claude Sonnet 4.5 owns debugging, Claude Thinking rules legal cases, and GPT-5.1 Thinking leads medical research. The AI Olympics nobody asked for.
[The Fall] ChatGPT loses half its crown
Data shows ChatGPT’s market share dropped from 69% to 45% during 2025. That’s what happens when you retire models faster than Taylor Swift drops albums. Claude and Gemini are eating OpenAI’s lunch while Sam tweets about AGI.
[Product Launch] Claude gets legal superpowers
Anthropic released new legal plugins for Claude. Now also lawyers are losing their jobs to AI. Welcome aboard, first time?
[Epic Fail] UK police blame Copilot for fake intel
UK police cited Microsoft Copilot fabricating information in an intelligence report. Nothing builds public trust quite like “we generate the evidence with AI”
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