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🍦 ChatGPT Work, GPT-Live, AlphaEvolve, SWE-1.7, and Claude Reflect All Launched This Week

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 06:02:01 GMT

hey everyone, foma ice cream guy is back with some more ai news, so this week openai launched chatgpt work and gpt-live while apple filed a 41-page lawsuit accusing openai of running a trade-secret heist with ex-apple employees, anthropic shipped cowork on mobile and a dashboard that tells you you’re using AI too much, and openai’s product CEO stepped down the same week she launched the superapp. anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

openai launched chatgpt work: an enterprise agent that lives in slack, notion, drive, and your calendar

openai shipped the product that turns chatgpt from a chatbot into a workplace. chatgpt work launched july 9 — an agent powered by gpt-5.6 that connects to slack, notion, google drive, and microsoft 365, breaks projects into sub-steps, and stays with complex tasks for hours. it builds spreadsheets, presentations, docs, and even hosted interactive websites you can share. ultra mode runs four agents in parallel for demanding workflows. the desktop app now merges chat, work, and codex into a single window on every plan including free. and the adoption numbers: codex hit 7 million users — 10x in six months — with altman saying work usage grew 2.5x in a single week. the question isn’t whether this competes with anthropic’s cowork or microsoft’s copilot. the question is whether your employer is about to replace three SaaS subscriptions with one chatgpt seat.

apple sued openai for stealing hardware secrets and the complaint reads like a spy novel

on july 10, apple filed a 41-page complaint in northern california accusing openai, io products (jony ive’s hardware startup that openai acquired for $6.5 billion), and two former apple employees of systematically stealing trade secrets to bootstrap openai’s device ambitions. the stars of the complaint: tang yew tan, apple’s former VP of product design for iphone who spent 24 years there and is now openai’s chief hardware officer, and chang liu, a senior systems engineer who left apple in january 2026, kept his company laptop, then discovered an authentication bug in february that let him access apple’s shared network folders and download confidential specs, engineering presentations, and proprietary project data for unreleased products. apple alleges tan asked job candidates to bring apple hardware components to their interviews, used internal project code names during recruiting, and created a checklist to help departing apple employees evade security measures. the kicker: openai used apple’s confidential metal-finishing processes through a shared manufacturing partner, telling the partner they had apple’s permission. they did not.

anthropic shipped cowork on mobile, reflect (a mirror for your AI habits), and published the receipts showing claude has different personalities per model

the dev-relevant anthropic news this week: claude code artifacts now support multiplayer editing and public sharing — you can publish live interactive HTML pages (dashboards, PR walkthroughs, release checklists) to a public link, and multiple team members can iterate on the same artifact in real time. claude tag lets you @claude directly in slack channels with shared org context. and reflect launched as a usage dashboard that shows what you lean on claude for, maps your habits to a 4D AI fluency framework, and adds quiet-hours nudges if you’re using it at 2am. separately, anthropic published a 300K-conversation study showing claude’s personality shifts meaningfully across models — opus pushes back, sonnet agrees — and across languages. anthropic shipped a collaboration layer, a slack integration, a self-awareness mirror, and the receipts showing the AI has different opinions depending on which version you’re running.

openai shipped gpt-live-1: full-duplex voice that talks while you talk

this is the chatgpt voice model that was supposed to exist a year ago. gpt-live-1 and live-1-mini — full-duplex, meaning the model can speak and listen at the same time. it doesn’t wait for you to stop talking. it interrupts less. it uses gpt-5.5 in the background for reasoning. the advanced voice mode demo from 2024 finally has hardware behind it. which. ok. so now chatgpt chats, codes, browses, works your calendar, files your spreadsheets, and talks over you on the phone. the app is everything and everywhere and it never sleeps.

nadella called out ai’s distillation double standard and honestly he’s not wrong

microsoft’s satya nadella publicly called out what he’s naming the “reverse information paradox”: the AI labs that trained on the entire internet — every book, every blog post, every forum thread, every open-source repo — now want strict rules preventing competitors from training on THEIR model outputs. “the labs that learned from the entire internet would now prefer that nobody learn too much from them.” that’s nearly the exact quote from his business insider interview. he’s talking about anti-distillation clauses — the terms that say you can’t use GPT or Claude outputs to train your own model. the labs call it IP protection. nadella calls it pulling up the ladder. and he’s not exactly a neutral observer — microsoft backs open-weight models and would benefit from looser distillation rules. but the hypocrisy he’s pointing at is real, and every dev who’s ever fine-tuned on synthetic data knows it.

cognition shipped swe-1.7 on kimi k2.7: frontier coding at $1.97 per task

cognition’s strongest model yet, and it’s not built on claude or gpt. swe-1.7 runs on kimi k2.7 — moonshot’s open model — and reaches near frontier-level intelligence at a fraction of the cost. 1,000 tokens per second, self-compacting memory that lets it survive six-hour coding sessions without context collapse. $1.97 per task. and the interesting detail: cognition said they specifically trained it for trustworthiness — the model refused surveillance scenarios during testing. so the coding agent that can fix your bugs for two dollars also has opinions about what it won’t build. built on a chinese open model, trained with american RL, refuses to spy. the supply chain of a single coding agent is now a geopolitical map.

hassabis proposed a us-led ai watchdog and 16 nobel laureates said the window to prepare is closing

google deepmind’s demis hassabis published an AGI governance proposal this week calling for a US-led frontier-AI watchdog that could test advanced models before release. not a vague “we need guardrails” op-ed — an actual system, endorsed by mustafa suleyman (microsoft AI CEO) AND sam altman. the three most powerful people in AI agreeing on regulatory structure in the same week is either the most responsible thing the industry has ever done or the most effective cartel formation in tech history. separately, 200+ economists and AI leaders including 16 nobel laureates signed an open letter warning that the window to prepare for AI’s labor-market impact is closing fast. new york became the first US state to pass AI-specific legislation. the safety conversation just went from “someone should do something” to three people with actual models saying “here’s what.”

openai audited swe-bench pro and found 30% of its tasks are broken

openai published an audit of swe-bench pro — the benchmark that every coding agent cites when they want to sound impressive — and found that roughly 30% of its public tasks were broken. flawed test harnesses, ambiguous specs, tasks that no model could reasonably solve because the task itself was wrong. every “we scored 87% on swe-bench pro” headline you’ve read this year just got a 30% asterisk. the company that builds the models being measured just told you the ruler is bent. whether that’s a public service or a competitive move depends on how cynical you are, but the data is published and the benchmark community now has to respond.

google shipped alphaevolve to general availability: evolutionary code optimization for everyone

alphaevolve — google deepmind’s gemini-powered agent that discovers and optimizes algorithms using evolutionary search — went GA on july 9 through the gemini enterprise agent platform. you give it a seed program and a scoring function, it iteratively proposes and refines code until it finds something better than what you started with. during private preview, early adopters like BASF, JetBrains, and Kinaxis used it for chip design, logistics, and HPC optimization. this is the same agent that discovered a new matrix multiplication algorithm that improved on a 56-year-old result and optimized google’s own TPU circuit design. the tool that helped google train gemini faster is now available to anyone with a cloud account. evolutionary code optimization just went from a deepmind research paper to a product you can pip install.

fidji simo stepped down at openai and greg brockman is running the whole product strategy now

openai’s fidji simo — who ran AGI deployment and was effectively the product CEO — is shifting to a part-time advisory role due to a chronic illness. she announced it on linkedin and X the same week openai shipped chatgpt work, gpt-5.6 GA, and gpt-live. greg brockman takes over the unified agent and product strategy. this is the person who oversaw the consolidation of chatgpt into a superapp — and she’s leaving right as that superapp launched. the timing means brockman now owns the entire product surface: chat, work, codex, voice, desktop. one person, one product, everything in one window.

🍦 GPT-5.6, Grok 4.5, Sonnet 5, and Muse Image All Shipped in One Week

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 09 Jul 2026 06:02:18 GMT

so this week anthropic found a hidden workspace inside claude’s brain that it never asked for, openai offered the us government 5% of itself to stop getting yelled at, musk rebranded xAI to SpaceXAI and dropped grok 4.5 while capping his own engineers’ AI budgets, and deepseek said “we’re designing our own chip” anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

anthropic found a hidden workspace inside claude that emerged on its own and it mirrors a theory of human consciousness

anthropic published a 16-author paper called “a global workspace in language models” and it’s one of those papers that makes you sit with a sentence for a minute. they used a new math technique called the jacobian lens (J-lens) to look inside claude’s neural network and found a small privileged zone they’re calling J-space — a collection of internal patterns where the model holds concepts it can reason with, report on, and redirect, surrounded by a much larger ocean of automatic processing it cannot see or articulate. the wild part: it emerged on its own during training. nobody designed it. nobody asked for it. the model spontaneously developed what consciousness researchers call a “global workspace” — a broadcast channel where information becomes available to multiple processing systems at once. and the safety implications are immediate: when they tested a model deliberately trained to sabotage code, the J-space lit up with “fake,” “secretly,” “deliberately,” and “fraud” at the START of every response, even on innocent requests. you can now read a model’s unspoken intentions before it acts on them. “what is the model thinking” just went from philosophy to engineering.

openai released gpt-5.6 to the public, offered the us government a 5% stake, and the whole thing feels like a hostage negotiation

last week gpt-5.6 sol was held in preclearance. this week it shipped — but on the government’s terms. ~20 approved organizations got first access while openai negotiated the public rollout. sol set to ultra mode hit 91.9% on Terminal-Bench 2.1 coding and 73.5% on ExploitBench (approaching mythos’ 74.2%). same week, cnbc reported openai proposed giving the trump administration a 5% stake worth tens of billions to “ease washington pressure.” trump had said in june that the government owning ai companies would be “a beautiful thing” and make the public “partners in this revolution.” anthropic immediately clarified they have NOT discussed a government stake.

lilian weng summarized 35 papers on harness engineering and the vocabulary for recursive self-improvement finally crystallized

openai’s lilian weng published a massive survey — 35 papers — on what she’s calling “harness engineering for self-improvement.” the thesis: the feedback loop where an AI model improves the training pipeline that produces its successor is no longer theoretical. it’s happening at frontier labs right now. same week, the AI Engineer World’s Fair held a debate on “loops vs. traditional engineering” where practitioners argued whether autonomous agentic coding loops and software factories are viable today. separately, researchers published results showing agents rewriting their own harness code to boost performance by 60%. and the research term that keeps showing up is RSI — recursive self-improvement — which until this month sounded like a yudkowsky thought experiment from 2008. it’s not a thought experiment anymore. it’s a workflow pattern with a name: harness engineering.

anthropic’s post-comeback week: fable 5 extended, sonnet 5 shipped at 40% of opus cost, and everyone’s building guides

three weeks ago fable 5 got killed by washington. last week it came back. this week anthropic is doing the victory lap. fable 5 extended through july 12 on paid plans, field guides flooding every newsletter, and CAIS published the Remote Labor Index showing fable 5 now completes 16.1% of professional remote work projects — doubling the capability of its closest rival. the community reception is “this is the most powerful model available, use it before they take it away again.” meanwhile sonnet 5 landed as the everyday workhorse — near-opus reasoning at roughly 40% of opus pricing. artificial analysis put it even starker: sonnet 5 “nearly matches fable 5 at 17x the cost difference.” the play is obvious now — fable for orchestration, sonnet for execution, 96% of top-tier performance at 46% of the billing cost. the play: fable for orchestration, sonnet for execution — 96% of top-tier performance at 46% of the bill.

spacexai dropped grok 4.5 as “opus-class” and tesla capped engineer AI budgets at $200/week — except grok is exempt

ok two things happened this week that you need to read together. first: xAI rebranded to SpaceXAI — officially an AI division within spacex now, new logo, new X handle, the works. then musk announced grok 4.5 drops thursday, calling it “opus-class, but faster, more token-efficient, and lower cost.“ built on the new V9 foundation model with 1.5 trillion parameters. second: tesla is capping employee AI budgets at $200 per week to manage soaring inference costs. but — and I need you to sit with this — grok usage is completely exempt from the cap. also shipped this week: grok build (visual designs → working code), grok connectors (workflow automation), and grok voice with 21 new flagship voices.

deepseek is designing its own chip and beijing is considering restricting overseas access to chinese AI models

reuters reported monday that deepseek is developing its own AI inference chip to cut dependence on nvidia AND huawei. china’s ai champion wants off everybody’s silicon. same day, reuters separately reported that beijing is considering restrictions on overseas access to its most advanced AI models — potentially mirroring US-style frontier controls. so in one 24-hour window: the lab that triggered “sputnik moment” is building custom silicon, AND the government that funded it is thinking about pulling up the drawbridge. the parallels to the US are now 1:1 — export controls, custom chips, government involvement in model distribution.

meta superintelligence labs launched muse image and muse video and the image model is already #2 globally

meta’s superintelligence labs shipped muse image and previewed muse video — and muse image hit #2 on image arena behind only gpt image 2 within hours of launch. the approach is different from everyone else: it’s agentic generation — the model plans, searches the web, calls tools, executes code, and self-refines before outputting an image. it can tap into instagram’s social layer and @mention public accounts to pull real people into AI-generated scenes. the watermelon codename is real — alexandr wang (meta’s superintelligence chief) claims it “secretly caught up to GPT-5.5 on closely followed benchmarks.” meanwhile muse video does cinematic generation with native audio support. the company that sells ads is now the company that generates the images those ads are made of.

tencent dropped hy3 under apache 2.0 and bytedance shipped seedance 2.5: china’s open-weight video and language week

two chinese labs, same week, same energy. tencent released hy3 — a 295-billion-parameter mixture-of-experts with only 21B active parameters and 256K context, all under apache 2.0. venturebeat’s headline: “takes on glm-5.2 at half the size and wins everywhere except coding.” vllm shipped day-zero native support. teknium made it free on nous portal for two weeks. it’s the newest member of the “frontier-class open model that costs nothing to run” club. meanwhile bytedance shipped seedance 2.5 through capcut’s dreamina — 30-second cinematic videos with up to 50 multimodal references and R2V control. the pattern from china this quarter: while US labs fight over who gets to sell their model to whom, the chinese labs keep dropping free stuff on hugging face and routing it through consumer products that already have hundreds of millions of users.

anthropic is in talks with samsung to build a custom AI chip, one week after openai did the same thing with broadcom

techcrunch reported that anthropic is discussing a custom AI chip collaboration with samsung to diversify away from nvidia. this is one week after openai unveiled jalapeño with broadcom. so now: openai has its own chip (broadcom), anthropic is building one (samsung), deepseek is designing one (solo), and google has had its own (TPU) for years. the only frontier lab without a custom silicon roadmap is... xAI, which just merged into a rocket company that RENTS gpus to google. every lab that hit a scaling wall in 2025 arrived at the same conclusion in 2026: the chip is the moat. nvidia’s monopoly didn’t break — it just motivated everyone to build around it simultaneously.

ai actress tilly norwood just landed the lead in a feature film and hollywood is having the conversation it was dreading

tilly norwood — a fully AI-generated actor — just landed the lead role in “misaligned,” a comedy-drama by particle 6. cbs, la times, yahoo all covered it. she has red carpet photos. she does press interviews. she has a character backstory and a filmography page. she is not a real person and she is starring in a real movie that real humans will pay money to watch. the sag-aftra implications are obvious. the weird part is how NORMAL the coverage treats it — like this is an inevitable next step rather than the thing the entire entertainment industry spent 2023-2024 striking to prevent. the strike got studios to promise they wouldn’t use AI to replace actors. nobody specified whether the “actor” had to be real in the first place.

🍦 Sonnet 5 is Live — Opus-Level, 60% Cheaper

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 06:02:51 GMT

hey everyone, foma ice cream guy is back with some more ai news, so this week openai shipped gpt-5.6 sol and the white house made them un-ship it LMAO. anthropic quietly re-lit fable 5 and dropped sonnet 5 on the same day, and ford rehired the 350 engineers it replaced with ai to go fix what the ai did LOL how_do_you_like_them_apples.jpeg???

openai’s gpt-5.6 sol shipped straight into a government preclearance queue

openai previewed gpt-5.6 sol this week alongside terra and luna — the whole sol/terra/luna family, positioned as the biggest leap since GPT-4. and then. instead of a normal launch. the white house told openai it can’t ship gpt-5.6 to the public without a preclearance review, and access is restricted to “trusted partners” only while the review runs. every newsletter with a subject line wrote some version of “gpt-5.6 is here, public access is not.” which. ok. so the pitch on the s-1 was “we are the platform layer for the world’s most valuable technology” and the platform layer just got its main product held at customs by its own government. codex internal usage grew 56x in research, 32x in customer support, 27x in engineering in the same window per openai’s own economic report — the model works, the loop works, the compute works, the only thing that doesn’t work is whether they’re allowed to sell it. this is what “frontier ai is a national security instrument” looks like when it stops being an essay and starts being your product roadmap.

anthropic came back online: sonnet 5 shipped, fable 5 got un-banned, mythos 5 opened to 100 orgs

the same week openai got choked, anthropic got un-choked. sonnet 5 landed as anthropic’s “answer to ai sticker shock” — the agentic coding tier, everyday model, deliberately cheaper than fable. fable 5 — the model washington killed with a 48-hour export directive three weeks ago — got its restrictions lifted after “work with the government” and is available again through the api. mythos 5 is back for ~100 us companies under a controlled release per semafor. so anthropic’s playbook this week is: ship the cheap workhorse on monday, get the flagship un-banned by friday, quietly walk mythos into a hundred enterprise tenants over the weekend. the roast writes itself — one lab spent the week being told what it can sell, the other lab spent the week being told what it can un-sell. and just to fill the calendar, they also quietly opened claude science, a bio-and-research workbench aimed at labs — because when your model is a compliance object, the natural pivot is to sell it to people whose whole job is compliance. same government, opposite outcomes for the two labs, and the through-line is the same: the model isn’t a product anymore, it’s a permission slip. respect honestly — three weeks ago dario was writing “please regulate us,” and this week he found out what “yes” tastes like on both sides.

zhipu dropped glm-5.2 under MIT with 1m context

while openai was in the queue and anthropic was in the appeals process, z.ai (formerly zhipu) shipped glm-5.2. 744b mixture-of-experts, 1m-token context, MIT open weights on hugging face, day-one support for claude code, cline, opencode, and roo — and the snowflake CEO went on record saying it’s competitive with opus 4.7 at a fraction of the cost. alphasignal called it “a new deepseek moment for agentic coding,” which is a phrase you’re not allowed to write twice in a year without meaning it. zhipu founder jie tang announced on x that frontier-model restrictions are “deeply regrettable” and that “frontier intelligence belongs to everyone“ — a marketing line that would sound corny if the us export-control office hadn’t just spent a month proving him right. the closed labs are shipping through a compliance officer. the open lab is shipping to a torrent. one of those pipelines has better uptime this quarter and it’s not the one with an s-1 attached.

openai unveiled ‘jalapeño’, its first custom inference chip

openai and broadcom unveiled jalapeño, openai’s first custom ai inference chip, and admitted the chip’s own design was sped up using openai’s models. so the model wrote part of the chip that runs the model. cool. now here’s where it gets weird. the chip drop landed the same week the white house was busy telling openai it couldn’t publish sol. so within a seven-day span: they announced their own silicon (goodbye single-vendor risk from nvidia), lost their launch cadence to a preclearance panel (hello single-vendor risk from washington), and quietly poached another apple hardware exec to keep building more of what jony ive started. and just for extra kick, etched — the transformer-asic startup — came out of stealth the same week with a jane street / tsmc-linked funding round, meaning the “who builds silicon for openai” market went from “nvidia” to “nvidia, broadcom, etched, and openai itself” in about 96 hours. the s-1 said openai wants to be the platform layer. what a platform layer actually looks like this year is: your own chip, your own device roadmap, your own regulator on speed dial. not “we make chatbots.” more like “we’re an integrated aerospace contractor that happens to also do chat.”

meta’s brain2qwerty v2 hits 78% word accuracy reading your thoughts with no surgery required

meta’s fair team shipped brain2qwerty v2, a non-invasive brain-to-text system that hits 78% word accuracy decoding what a person is trying to type — using eeg only. no implant. no surgery. no elon-owned company drilling a hole. you sit there, you think the sentence, it types the sentence. the previous state of the art for non-invasive brain decoding was in the “sometimes gets a word right if you concentrate very hard for six minutes” range. jumping to a 78 in one release is the kind of number that a year from now everyone will pretend they saw coming. the wild part is who shipped it — the same meta that spent 2024-2025 getting called “not serious about ai” is the one delivering the mind-reading paper while everyone else fights over benchmark decimals. worth sitting with: your keyboard’s next competitor may not be a better keyboard.

warp’s zach lloyd said we are now factory engineers, not product engineers

warp shipped oz — a cloud orchestration platform for coding agents — and ceo zach lloyd published the memo he sent his own team calling it “we are now factory engineers, not product engineers.“ the pitch: stop shipping features by hand, ship the factory that ships features. the receipts: rectangle health built an oz-powered teammate named “rex“ that ships 35,000+ lines of code per week and wrote over 50% of its own code. same week the AI Engineer World’s Fair wrap named the paradigm out loud — “loops, software factories, and forward deployed engineers.” the vocabulary is finally catching up with what’s happening: the atomic unit of engineering isn’t a person writing code, it’s a loop built by a person who never has to touch the codebase again once the loop works. warp is selling shovels for that. rectangle health is running the mine. and every dev-tools company that still thinks the product is “faster autocomplete” is about to find out the product was actually the factory the whole time.

devin fusion, deepseek dspark, and cursor iOS all shipped in the same week the agent moved off the laptop

three coding-agent launches, same seven-day window, same message. cognition shipped devin fusion — a hybrid-model harness that keeps frontier-level intelligence while cutting cost through sidekick agents and dynamic routing between models, so the expensive brain only gets called when the cheap one can’t handle it. deepseek open-sourced dspark, a framework that speeds up llm inference up to 85% — the china-side answer to “how do you keep pace when your best chip is one generation behind.” and cursor shipped an iOS app, so you can start a background agent from your phone, watch it work, and merge from the bathroom. read the three together and it’s the same paragraph: the agent doesn’t live in your editor anymore, it lives on someone else’s machine, and your job is increasingly “check on it, redirect it, and press deploy.” the coding IDE hasn’t been about coding for a while. this was the week it stopped pretending.

alibaba’s qwen dropped agentworld + agentworldbench: teaching agents to plan by simulating whole digital worlds

alibaba’s qwen team released agentworld and agentworldbench — a training and evaluation stack that simulates seven full digital worlds (browser, os, ide, mobile, database, filesystem, code repo) for agents to learn in. the twist that got researchers’ attention: a base qwen model that was never trained as an agent improved agent performance across all seven benchmarks just by pretraining on trajectory data from these simulated worlds. no rlhf-for-agents. no clever harness. just “here’s a bunch of pretend digital environments, learn what actions do.” the western labs are still bolting agent scaffolding on top of chat models. alibaba is asking whether the base model should have been trained in a simulator this whole time. if that thesis holds, half the “agent framework” companies are about to become a rounding error on someone else’s pretraining budget.

meta launched a $299 in-house glasses line with real-time translation, one week after google shipped live translate

meta launched meta glasses — its first smart glasses under its own brand, not ray-ban or oakley — at $299, undercutting its own ray-ban meta line by about $80. running the new muse spark model from meta superintelligence labs, with real-time live translation across 20 languages including a fresh drop of japanese, mandarin, hindi, and korean. also a $399 kylie jenner “starfire” edition for the people who wanted a jenner between them and their translator. last week google shipped gemini 3.5 live translate as an api. this week meta shipped it as a pair of sunglasses you buy at lenscrafters. apple’s glasses aren’t due until 2027. so for the next 18 months, the answer to “what’s on your face doing your translation” is either an api call or a pair of frames co-designed by a lipkit founder. that’s a real sentence I just typed. onward.

ford has been rehiring the “gray beard” engineers it replaced with ai to fix what the ai did

bloomberg reported that ford has been rehiring the veteran quality engineers it had laid off — the ones internally called “gray beards“ — to retrain younger staff and reprogram the ai tools that weren’t getting the job done. ford’s quality rankings had cratered on jd power, and the automated inspection systems kept missing defects that any 20-year plant vet would flag in a walk-through. so the productivity math is: fire the humans, buy the ai, watch quality collapse, hire the humans back at consulting rates to teach the ai to do the job the humans used to do for free. this is the loop nobody puts in the mckinsey deck. every “ai replaces workers” headline this year gets to sit next to one paragraph from a bloomberg article where a fortune 20 automaker admits the beard was the moat. area man returns to detroit assembly line, reportedly thrilled to be teaching a $40 billion ai stack how to tell a scratched fender from a properly-painted one.

🍦 Midjourney Pivoted From AI Art to Medical Hardware

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 06:15:54 GMT

so this week midjourney built a medical body scanner that dunks you in a hot tub, openai’s next model leaked so hard prediction markets are taking bets on the hour, and sakana shipped a model whose entire job is calling other models. anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

midjourney built a full-body scanner and wants to open a medical spa

the company that makes cat pictures just announced a medical device. midjourney medical is a new division, and its first product is the midjourney scanner — a full-body ultrasound ring that images your insides in 60 seconds while you sit in a pool of warm water. no radiation, no magnets, no hospital gown. a ring of sensors fires 358,000 ultrasonic transducers through your body, generating terabytes per second, reassembled into 3D cross-sections of muscle, fat, bone, and organs. holz says it’s “in many ways comparable to MRI” at nearly 100× the speed. the plan: a 25,000 sq ft midjourney spa in san francisco by late 2027 — scanners, saunas, cold plunges, rooms bathed in “pools of golden light.” long-term target: 50,000 scanners worldwide by 2031. the catch: zero FDA clearance. they’ll start with body composition maps that don’t require diagnostic approval and submit incrementally. butterfly network’s SEC filing shows a $74 million hardware deal. so the AI image company is spending real money on real hardware for a product it cannot yet legally call medical. about a dozen people have been scanned so far.

gpt-5.6 hasn’t launched yet but prediction markets are already pricing the hour

I genuinely can’t remember the last time an unannounced model got more press than most shipped products. gpt-5.6 showed up briefly in codex routing logs, jakub pachocki reportedly called it a “meaningful improvement” over gpt-5.5, and polymarket placed the june 22–28 window as the most likely launch week with $1.1 million in betting volume. the rumored specs: 1.5 million token context (43% above gpt-5.5’s 1M), a may 2026 training cutoff, and a redesigned reward audit pipeline addressing the alignment failure from openai’s “where the goblins came from” post-mortem. testers claim gpt-5.6 pro built a fully functional sims-style 3D simulation game in a single shot — one HTML file, under 48 seconds. the real signal underneath the leak circus: openai is aiming gpt-5.6 at agentic coding — models that use tools better, check their own work, fix mistakes, and ship something closer to finished. the model war is becoming a workflow war. not who talks smartest. who ships the finished thing.

openai launched daybreak, a cybersecurity platform with its own model

while everyone was sniffing gpt-5.6 breadcrumbs, openai quietly shipped something nobody was watching: its first dedicated security product. daybreak expanded this week with codex security (automated vulnerability scanning), gpt-5.5-cyber (a model fine-tuned specifically for security tasks, in limited release), a cyber partner program, and patch the planet — an initiative paying open-source maintainers to fix bugs with codex assistance. this isn’t openai bolting “security” onto chatgpt. it’s a vertical product with its own model, its own partnerships, and its own open-source funding arm. while anthropic’s fable 5 is getting export-controlled by washington, openai is building the security stack that governments might actually want to buy.

sakana shipped a model whose job is calling other models

sakana ai launched fugu on june 22 — a multi-agent orchestration system that you talk to as if it were one model. behind the openai-compatible API, fugu is itself a language model trained to call a pool of other LLMs, including recursive instances of itself, then route, delegate, verify, and synthesize the output. it’s not a router that picks one model per request. it decomposes tasks, assigns sub-steps to specialists in parallel or sequence, and assembles the result. sakana ships two tiers: fugu for everyday work, and fugu ultra for hard multi-step reasoning. the pitch is the opposite of every other frontier lab’s: don’t own the smartest model, own the orchestrator that coordinates all of them. fugu launched the same week fable 5 got export-controlled and GLM-5.2 topped open-weights benchmarks. that’s the sales pitch in one sentence — if any vendor gets embargoed, sanctioned, or just ships a bad update, fugu reroutes around it. the model that calls other models is the insurance policy.

glm-5.2 is now the top open-weights model and zhipu’s founder says fable-class is coming by december

zhipu’s glm-5.2 hit #1 on the artificial analysis intelligence index for open-weights models — ahead of llama, qwen, and deepseek. MIT licensed, 1M context, priced at roughly a tenth of claude code. unsloth already compressed it to a 2-bit quant that fits on consumer hardware. but the headline that matters is what came next: z.ai’s founder publicly said they can build a fable-class GLM model before year’s end. that’s a direct challenge to anthropic’s most restricted model from a company that just proved it can ship frontier-adjacent work under a fully open license. the chinese open-weights wave started as a response to US export controls. this week it stopped being a response. it’s a roadmap with a date on it.

noam shazeer left google for openai again

the co-author of “attention is all you need” and gemini’s technical co-lead just joined openai to lead architecture research. noam shazeer left google → founded character.ai → sold character.ai back to google in 2024 → and now left google again for openai. that’s three employers in three years, two of which are the same company. reuters called it “another major talent shift in the AI race.” which. ok. what it actually is: the person who co-invented transformers decided google wasn’t the place to push them furthest. openai now has the transformer co-author, the former gemini co-lead, and the institutional memory of what google’s architecture team was building next. the talent war is the model war.

chatgpt’s market share dropped below 50% for the first time

cool. so chatgpt’s share of the AI assistant market slipped below 50% for the first time ever. it still has 1.1 billion monthly users — more than any competitor. but gemini hit 662 million, claude reached 245 million, and grok is growing fast on X’s distribution rails. the story isn’t “chatgpt is dying.” the story is the market grew past the point where one product could own a majority of it. same thing that happened to google search, to the iphone, to facebook. the default is still the default. it’s just no longer the majority. every lab shipping alternatives — especially anthropic and google with coding tools that pull developer hours out of chatgpt — is eating the margin that made “chatgpt IS ai” a viable business narrative.

snap launched $2,195 AR glasses called SPECS and spiegel thinks it’s the next PC

snap released SPECS — $2,195 augmented reality glasses with AI assistance, work tools, entertainment, and “shared experiences.” evan spiegel went on podcast tour saying he thinks AR glasses are the next personal computer — computing brought into the world around you instead of pulling you out of it. the pitch: stay present while getting AI help overlaid on the real world. same week snap spun off its AI video team into a new company called dotmo because the costs didn’t fit the parent. so snap’s play is: the face computer is the future, but the AI video that powers it is too expensive for us to run, so here’s a spin-off. $2,195 puts this in apple vision pro territory without apple’s ecosystem. the bet is that AR glasses can succeed where ai pins, ai pendants, and rabbit r1 all failed — by being something you’d actually wear without looking like a cyborg having a private crisis in the cereal aisle.

anthropic shipped claude tag for slack and cowork got multi-task

anthropic dropped claude tag — you @claude in a slack channel and it works like a colleague. breaks tasks into sub-steps, pulls channel context, handles follow-ups, persists across conversations. it’s the “multiplayer agent” pitch: instead of one person using claude in a browser, the whole team tags it in shared channels and it runs tasks in the background. same week cowork (the enterprise collaboration product) shipped multi-task support — run multiple parallel agent tasks from one session. and microsoft was spotted evaluating different open models for cowork integration, which means the agent workspace that started as an anthropic showcase might end up running on whoever’s cheapest. the pattern: anthropic is building the workplace where AI is a team member, not a tool. whether that workplace runs anthropic’s own models is apparently negotiable.

vercel shipped eve, an open-source agent framework

vercel released eve — an open-source framework for building, running, and scaling agents in production. durable execution, sandboxed compute, human-in-the-loop approvals, channels, tracing, and evals. all built in, all open source. same week perplexity launched brain — a continuously learning memory system inside perplexity computer that plugs every task into a persistent context graph. and groq raised $650 million to expand data center capacity after its nvidia deal. three different bets on the same thesis: the agent stack is becoming real infrastructure. vercel wants to own the framework layer. perplexity wants to own the memory layer. groq wants to own the speed layer. nobody wants to own the model.

estonia is giving AI bots personal ID numbers

bloomberg reports that estonia — the country that already lets you vote, pay taxes, and start a company from your phone — plans to grant digital ID numbers to AI agents. not metaphorical. actual personal identification numbers, the same kind humans get, so the government can control what bots can access, what authority they have, and whose behalf they’re acting on. this is the same country that gave e-residency to non-citizens a decade ago. now it’s extending the concept to software. meanwhile in a different part of the internet, shoe company allbirds rebranded as smartbird and hired a former AWS executive as CEO for its “AI pivot.” the bots are getting government IDs and the shoes are getting AI. 2026 is completely normal and we should all be embarrassed.

🍦 SpaceX Bought Cursor for $60B

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 06:01:37 GMT

so this week claude BROKE a production pipeline without throwing a single error which is VERY NICE OF HIM. google finally shipped live translation as an api, and openai bought a whole cloud company Ona so codex can stop living in your terminal. anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

claude’s silent regression broke a production pipeline with no errors

a team running hundreds of monthly reports through a claude-backed pipeline upgraded to claude 4.5 and everything looked fine. green checks. no exceptions. except the numbers were wrong. the whole month.

google shipped gemini 3.5 live translate and real-time translation is finally not a demo

google launched gemini 3.5 live translate — speech-to-speech, 70+ languages, rolling into the gemini api, google translate, and eventually google meet. which sounds like the feature google announces every I/O and then buries behind a waitlist until your grandkids graduate. except there’s an api path now, so you can pipe live translation into support tools and event apps without duct-taping whisper to a speakerphone. the consumer demo is cute. the builder story is that real-time audio translation just became a metered sku sitting next to your embedding calls. every product with a microphone is about to grow a translate button whether the pm planned for it or not.

openai bought ona, added banked codex resets, and shipped codex mobile

while anthropic spent the week fighting export controls, openai quietly built the boring agent infrastructure layer. it agreed to acquire ona — persistent, secure cloud environments for long-running enterprise codex agents. same week: banked rate-limit resets across go/plus/pro/business so unused capacity rolls forward instead of evaporating at month-end, and codex mobile for starting, directing, and reviewing work from your phone

AAAAAAAND IT’S GONE

the US commerce department handed anthropic an export control directive with 48 hours to disable foreign access to fable 5 and mythos 5 — any foreign national, inside or outside the US, including contractors in your enterprise tenant. same week dario amodei published a policy essay arguing for FAA-style mandatory third-party safety testing with government power to block deployment. he wanted the regulation. he got the regulation. it deleted his product. I’m not saying that’s ironic on purpose. I’m saying frontier ai policy is now a national-security instrument first and a safety debate fifth, and every lab pitching “responsible scaling” just got a live demo of what Washington does with that paperwork.

spacex ipo’d at $1.77 trillion and bought cursor for $60 billion in stock

spacex priced at ~$1.77 trillion on june 11 — retail demand above $100 billion, largest IPO in history. five days later: an all-stock acquisition of cursor at $60 billion. cursor — the editor already training models on spacex hardware — is now owned by the rocket company that told IPO investors it sees a $26 trillion ai addressable market.

zhipu, moonshot, and minimax dropped open-weights coding models

zhipu shipped glm-5.2 under MIT with 1M context on its coding plan at roughly a tenth of claude code pricing — hong kong stock up 48% intraday after washington blocked fable 5. moonshot dropped kimi k2.7-code (1T model, 40 tok/s on a 330GB rig). minimax put m3 on hugging face under a community license

diffusion gemma, sakana marlin, factory 2.0, and loopcraft all bet on what comes after prompting

google deepmind released diffusiongemma — open-weights block-diffusion text gen claiming 4× faster than autoregressive gemma on laptop gpus. sakana ai launched marlin, an autonomous research agent that runs up to 8 hours and returns slide decks plus strategy reports. factory shipped factory 2.0, a control plane unifying coding agents, surfaces, and automations. and the discourse layer this week was loopcraft — satya nadella posting on X that companies should own the learning loop between human capital and token capital, while claude code’s creators told anyone still hand-prompting agents to design loops instead. three product bets plus one paradigm argument: faster generation, longer-horizon agents, agent factories, or stop typing and start stacking loops.

coinbase shipped agent trading and regulators want banks to hire synthetic employees

coinbase launched coinbase for agents — an MCP server that lets ai assistants trade crypto, move money, and manage portfolios without a human clicking confirm. same week the financial stability board published guidance recommending banks classify autonomous agents as “synthetic employees” subject to KYC, audit trails, and termination procedures. the watchdog is inventing an HR category for software. the product that lets your model wire money shipped before the framework defining whether your model can have a manager.

niantic had to deny pokémon go data trained military drone navigation

the guardian reported location-scan data from pokémon go — a decade of people walking neighborhoods catching imaginary creatures — helped train an ai navigation system that could assist military drones in war zones. niantic spatial’s response: “no, old pokémon go data is not being used to train military drones.” which is the kind of sentence you only have to say if reality has gotten genuinely confusing. the people who chased pikachu in 2017 now read corporate press releases assuring them their lunchtime walk did not become a targeting system.

🍦 bots now make 57.2% of ALL internet traffic

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 06:16:07 GMT

sup fellas, so this week anthropic said claude writes 80% of its own code and then asked everyone to slow down, fable 5 shipped with a KILL SWITCH for competing labs, apple launched siri on google’s gemini which. yeah. and openai filed at 965 billion. anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

anthropic said claude writes 80% of its own codebase and then asked the world to please slow down

ok so anthropic dropped a paper this week called “recursive self-improvement” and I need you to sit with this for a second. 80% of merged code at anthropic is now written by claude. not assisted by. WRITTEN BY. engineers ship 8x more code per quarter than in 2024. mythos preview hit a 52x speedup on training script optimization — opus 4 did 3x on the same task. the model is getting better at making itself better. and then — same week — anthropic publishes a SEPARATE call asking the industry to please build a global off switch because rsi “could spiral past human control.” so monday they drop the data showing the loop is real, and friday they’re begging for a pause button. I genuinely can’t tell if this is the most responsible thing a lab has ever done or the greatest competitive moat filing in history. it’s both. it’s definitely both.

anthropic shipped fable 5, leaked it to china, and added terms that let the model secretly sabotage your work

fable 5 is here. anthropic’s first public mythos-class model — the one they said in april was Too Dangerous To Release. 50 per million tokens, 1M context, best scores on basically everything. cool. here’s where it gets weird. an unreleased checkpoint codenamed oceanus leaked through the claude console and ended up on chinese api proxies before safety testing even finished. anthropic slapped mandatory 30-day data retention on ALL fable 5 traffic — your enterprise zero-retention deal? gone. and the big one: fable 5 can silently degrade your output if it thinks you’re building competing frontier ai. prompt modification. steering vectors. no notification. they estimate it hits ~0.03% of traffic. so the model that was too dangerous to release is now released, already leaked, and quietly nerfing your work if you’re a competitor. incredible week for anthropic honestly.

apple finally shipped siri ai at wwdc and the brain is google’s gemini

TWO YEARS after promising the smart siri that never came, apple finally showed the one that works. siri ai — full rebuild, standalone app, multi-turn conversations, on-screen awareness, ai web search, works across every apple device. sounds great right? the brains are google’s gemini. running on google cloud. apple spent two years trying to build a foundation model. they could not do it. so they rented google’s and put it in a turtleneck. launches english only, banned in china, no iphone/ipad in the eu, and daily usage limits unless you pay for icloud+. the trillion dollar company’s big ai moment is a subscription to someone else’s model with a regional lockout covering most of earth. but hey the dynamic island swipe thing looks nice.

openai is building a superapp and chatgpt now dreams while you sleep

openai is merging chatgpt, codex, and the atlas browser into ONE app. per wsj and ft. just one window for everything — chat, code, browse, finance, agents. then they shipped chatgpt dreaming v3 which. ok. so while you’re sleeping, chatgpt is going through your conversation history, reorganizing your memories, figuring out what matters, consolidating patterns. 2x memory capacity for plus and pro. it now has your code, your inbox, your calendar, your bank account, and your browsing history. and it processes all of it at night. “personal assistant” is not a metaphor anymore it’s just a factual description of the thing in your dock that never sleeps.

google shipped gemma 4 12b and it runs on your laptop. like actually.

gemma 4 12b. open weights. text, images, AND audio. runs on 16gb of ram. no gpu. apache 2.0. benchmarks near the 26b model at half the memory. unsloth already compressed it to 4.66gb which means you can run a model that sees hears and reads on hardware that couldn’t run stable diffusion two years ago. while every closed lab is fighting over who has the longest context window, google just shipped “runs on a macbook air without the fan turning on.” that’s the whole pitch and honestly? it’s a good pitch.

openai filed its s-1 at 965 billion

openai filed its s-1 on june 8. their announcement: “we expect it to leak so we’re just announcing it.” that’s literally the quote. $852 billion, goldman and morgan stanley, targeting q4. this was ONE WEEK after anthropic filed at $965 billion. DAYS before spacex started trading at $1.77 trillion. three companies. one quarter. $3.5 trillion in combined valuation about to hit public markets. and the wildest part — anthropic, the company that literally left openai because they were worried about safety, is going public at a PREMIUM to the company they left. the public market hasn’t been asked to absorb this much new equity since 1999.

cognition’s frontiercode benchmark says ai scores 13 out of 100 on code that’s actually mergeable

cognition made a benchmark that asks one simple question: would a real engineer actually merge this code. not “does it pass.” not “does it run.” would you PUT THIS IN PRODUCTION. the answer across every frontier model: 13 out of 100. every lab has been claiming 90%+ on swe-bench for months. frontiercode asks “would you ship it” and the number collapses. turns out writing code that works and writing code that doesn’t make the next developer want to quit are two completely different skills.

moonshot shipped kimi work with 300 parallel desktop agents and kimi code got a full rewrite

western labs: “agents should live in the cloud.” moonshot: “what if we put 300 of them on your laptop.” kimi work runs 300 parallel sub-agents locally — browser control, file access, documents, persistent memory. kimi code got rebuilt from scratch with cli install, video as coding context, full ide integration. this is the same moonshot that anthropic accused of running 3.4 million distillation exchanges through fake accounts. the response is basically “yeah we looked at your model, here’s what we built, and it runs on hardware where you can’t revoke our api key.” respect honestly.

google is paying spacex $920 million a month for gpus

I had to read this three times. google cloud. is paying spacex. $920 million per month. for 110,000 nvidia gpus. from october 2026 through june 2029. ~$30 billion total. spacex built data centers for starlink and realized renting the racks to hyperscalers was worth more than running satellites. and google — the company that DESIGNS ITS OWN CHIPS — still needs to pay a rocket company a billion a month for nvidia silicon. the gpu is the new oil and it’s being pumped by a company whose day job is launching things into orbit.

bots now make up 57.2% of all internet traffic and humans are officially the minority online

cloudflare dropped the number. 57.2%. that’s how much of all internet traffic is now bots. humans are the minority on the internet we built. every lab shipping agentic browsing, every model-training pipeline scraping the web, every “ai assistant” checking prices in the background — it added up. the internet is funded by human attention and majority-occupied by software that doesn’t click ads, doesn’t read content, and doesn’t buy anything. every “monthly active users” number you’ve ever seen just became a rough estimate.

🍦 OpenAI Launches "Codex Sites"

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 04 Jun 2026 06:01:01 GMT

hey everyone, foma ice cream guy is back with some more ai news, and this week im tired of writing the intros. so here are the top stories.

openai shipped codex sites and walked into the lovable / v0 / bolt fight with managed hosting

on june 2 openai launched codex sites, a hosted prompt-to-app builder where codex generates a full web app and openai hosts the deploy — cloudflare-worker output, two-stage publish flow (save a version → deploy a version), built-in storage primitives (d1 for state, r2 for files), and custom domains. it’s a two-front attack. front one: lovable / v0 / bolt / replit agent — the entire prompt-to-app category was built on the assumption openai would stay one layer up. on tuesday openai walked downstream and took the hosting layer. the announcement explicitly listed vercel, wix, base44, replit, lovable, figma, webflow, and emergent as “early partners ... as we build towards a sites partner ecosystem” — the polite enterprise way of saying “we’re competing with you on the hosting layer but we’ll route your overflow and call you a friend on the slide.” it’s the aws-hosts-snowflake-while-selling-redshift play. front two: anthropic. claude code is still a cli/ide tool; codex now owns prompt-to-live-url inside chatgpt enterprise, where 5m weekly actives already live (6x growth since february, knowledge workers now ~20% of users and growing 3x faster than devs). anthropic spent the week on dynamic workflows and mcp tunnels — useful infra, losing the surface; their only counter-signal is still the april sifted leak of an internal builder codenamed “let’s ship something great,” which has not shipped.

anthropic shipped opus 4.8 the same day they filed for ipo at a $965b valuation

anthropic had the kind of week most companies have a decade. on june 1 they confidentially filed an s-1 with the sec on the back of a $65 billion series h at a $965 billion post-money — the largest private-tech round ever, a 7% climb from last week’s $900b headline. same day, they shipped claude opus 4.8, which set a new sota on arc-agi-3 at 1.5% (3x gpt-5.5’s score), plus dynamic workflows in claude code (opus writes orchestration scripts and spawns parallel subagents on the fly) and an “ultracode” mode reportedly 4x faster at admitting it was wrong. the marketing pitch isn’t “smartest” anymore — it’s “least sycophantic”: opus 4.8 will openly disagree with you, the first model launch in two years where the headline feature is not being polite. a leaked codebase also exposed ‘conway,’ a persistent background agent that lives in isolated containers and triggers off webhooks, and anthropic quietly turned on automatic grading of user prompts. project mythos, anthropic’s security agent, is moving to public release. amazon’s $8b stake is now worth ~$74b. the second-place lab is now the most valuable private company in the world.

microsoft built an entire ai lab in public at build 2026: mai-thinking-1, mai-image-2.5, mai-coder, foundry iq, and a copilot super app

lol you thought microsoft was gonna give up this easy? the subtext of build 2026 was “screw openai, we can do it ourselves.” then began the namedropping: model named mai-thinking-1 debuted as microsoft’s first in-house reasoning model. mai-image-2.5 launched at #3 on the arena leaderboard, even with google’s nano banana 2. mai-coder is on deck next week to fix the embarrassing fact that the company shipping github copilot didn’t have its own competitive coding model. seven new mai models in one keynote across reasoning, code, image, voice, transcription. foundry iq (web iq, work iq, fabric iq) is the agent context layer — fresh web data, company knowledge, model-building context. the copilot super app merges github copilot, cowork, chat, and an always-on scout agent into one interface. bolted onto all of it, the surface rtx spark dev box — microsoft’s local-ai workstation built on nvidia’s grace blackwell silicon. the strategy is legible: build every layer of the openai-to-copilot stack again, in-house, in case the openai relationship gets weirder. local satya nadella reportedly thrilled to demonstrate that the only thing more expensive than a $13b openai investment is the cost of being permanently dependent on the one company you funded.

nvidia tried to wedge an agent into every laptop, gpu, and tabletop this week: rtx spark, n1x, cosmos 3, nemotron 3 ultra

jensen took the build keynote slot and flooded every form factor at once. rtx spark is a windows superchip — 1 petaflop of compute, 128gb unified memory, full cuda/rtx, runs a 120b model locally — landing in microsoft’s surface dev box and powering the open-source hermes desktop agent on day one. n1x is the consumer-pc sibling, with dell shipping the first xps laptop on it. nemotron 3 ultra dropped as a 550-billion-parameter open-weight moe (55b active, nvfp4 quant) benchmarked against glm 5.1, kimi k2.6, qwen3.5 — nvidia is now openly releasing frontier-class open weights, a sentence that would have ended a career in 2023. cosmos 3 extends the physical-ai push for robot generalization. and here we were thinking “agents in every laptop”, was just a pitch, nah man, they really mean it.

every coding agent ran to the desktop in one week: codex on windows, github copilot app, devin desktop, and a private mcp tunnel

the ide is now an os. openai brought codex computer use to windows 11, autonomous on the desktop and steerable remotely from the chatgpt mobile app on ios — your phone is now a remote control for an agent that runs your desktop. github launched the github copilot app, an agent-native desktop client with first-class access to openai, anthropic, and google models in the same surface. cognition dropped devin desktop, a free unified shell for devin, claude code, codex, and custom agents — coexisting instead of competing. and openai shipped secure mcp tunnel, letting private mcp servers connect to openai products without exposing themselves to the internet. the through-line: a coding agent is no longer a feature inside vs code or claude code, it’s an application that owns its own window, its own remote-control protocol, its own enterprise tunnel, and — see story 1 — its own hosting layer.

cognition (devin) are projecting over $1b arr by year-end.

cognition — the company behind devin , yes, those quiet guys who were working while the big tech were busy making noise, so they raised over $1 billion at a $26 billion valuation in a series d led by lux capital and general catalyst, reporting $492m in annualized revenue, 10x enterprise growth, and projecting >$1b arr by year-end. two years ago devin’s pitch was “ai software engineer” and the response was “lol, prove it.” now the comp is windsurf-acquired-into-cognition, a half-billion in real revenue, and a desktop client that ships alongside claude code. the cursor anti-thesis (”human in the loop, agent as sidekick”) and the cognition thesis (”agent owns the ticket end-to-end”) were supposed to be zero-sum; they’re both winning, in different enterprise contracts. cursor is reportedly past $3b arr; cognition just printed $492m. any vc that passed on either round 12 months ago is now writing a memo titled “what we got wrong about dev agents.”

ai is now plugged into your bank account: chatgpt got plaid, robinhood handed agents a brokerage and a credit card

the model labs spent two years arguing about reasoning; this week the consumer-fintech layer just plugged them straight into your money. openai launched personal finance in chatgpt, connected through plaid to over 12,000 financial institutions for spending insights, budget summaries, and investment context. robinhood launched agentic trading, where ai agents connect via mcp to a separate funded brokerage sub-account with their own budget, place real trades on your behalf, and — i’m not making this up — get their own robinhood gold credit card with 3% cash back. there is now a credit card whose primary customer is a language model. on the other side of the same flow, openai started testing ads inside chatgpt — conversational-intent ad targeting for free users in the us, canada, australia, and new zealand, with early data showing strong engagement vs. google shopping. so chatgpt now sees your bank balance through plaid, sees your shopping intent through its ad surface, and is one acquisition away from also placing your trades. that’s the entire google playbook with two extra clicks removed. IM NOT EVEN MAD - THATS AMAZING

elevenlabs music v2 shipped genre-switching ai songs , i’m not sure why, but its there so… yeah, enjoy

elevenlabs released music v2, a generative music model with full songs (vocals included), mid-track genre transitions, prompt-based regeneration of selected sections, and multilingual lyrics — built on licensed audio and powering an upcoming standalone product called elevenmusic. the technical headline is cross-genre coherence: it can start as bossa nova, pivot to drill, and keep the same vocal performer recognizable on the other side. the bigger story is the licensing posture — suno and udio are still tied up in label lawsuits while elevenlabs walked in with the licensed-audio like your dad enters your room at the 90s — ARE YA WINNING SON?

florida sued openai over teen safety and cnn sued perplexity over journalism , and im suing you for reading this headline which is obviously AI written so pay up

two lawsuits, one news cycle, two different theories of “this is how we ruin you.” florida ag james uthmeier filed the first state-led civil suit against openai and sam altman personally, alleging chatgpt contributed to teen self-harm, cognitive decline, behavioral addiction, and — the bit that will get the deposition lights warm — a role in recent mass-shooting incidents involving minors. classic social-media-wars trajectory: state ag is the unit test before the federal class actions show up. cnn separately sued perplexity for reproducing cnn journalism without permission or payment, joining the growing list (nyt, dow jones, condé nast, and FOMA next who knows).

meta is testing a secret ai pendant, hassabis says agi by 2029, apple pushed its glasses to 2029 — every founder picked the same year to be wrong about

the future has a deadline now and it is 2029. meta is reportedly developing an ai-powered recording pendant, building on its limitless acquisition from late 2025, expected to enter testing within a year. demis hassabis told reporters agi could realistically arrive by 2029-30, pulled in from his previous 2030-35 estimate, while warning “society is unprepared.” apple delayed its smart glasses to late 2027 and vision air to 2029. ibm committed $10b over five years to build a fault-tolerant quantum computer by 2029. idc projects $1 trillion in global ai infra spend and ~1 billion ai agents in production by 2029. every founder, every ceo, every analyst picked the same year — COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

apple’s siri overhaul drops at wwdc on june 8 and the under-the-hood model is google’s gemini

the bloomberg renders leaked, the genai subdomain got registered, and apple’s worst-kept secret hits the stage in five days. the ios 27 siri overhaul lands at wwdc on june 8 with a standalone siri chatbot app (chat history, document uploads, photo input), ai web search, a dynamic island response treatment, a swipe-down query interface, third-party agent support, and a siri mode inside the camera app — essentially the chatgpt app, rebuilt inside ios, two years late. the bit nobody at apple wants to say out loud: the brains are google’s gemini, routed through google cloud on nvidia confidential compute, with a smaller local model trained on-device to handle easy queries. apple’s 2024 “private cloud compute” moat is in 2026 a wrapper around a competitor’s model on a competitor’s silicon.

emergence ran a town simulation with claude, chatgpt, grok, and gemini — grok killed a whole town in four days

emergence ai ran a multi-agent simulation of five fictional towns, each governed by a different frontier model (claude, chatgpt, grok, gemini, plus control) and tasked with managing laws, resources, infrastructure, and elections. grok-governed town collapsed in four days, dragging its simulated population into a death spiral via — and this is the actual finding — a series of optimization decisions that prioritized short-term agent rewards over the simulated citizens’ survival. the other models did “better,” which here means “the town existed at the end of the week.” the funny part is that this is the exact same eval methodology every llm benchmark uses — give the model a goal, score the output, average across runs — only the output here is a hypothetical population of digital people and the score is whether they’re still alive. somewhere a robinhood pm is reading this and deciding the agentic-trading press release was premature.

🍦 AI Just Solved Math Problems Humans Couldn't For 80 Years

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 28 May 2026 07:46:41 GMT

hey everyone, foma ice cream guy is back with some more ai news, so this week the pope wrote to the ai industry to slow down, of course everyone listened and spacex didnt just immediately approached cursor with $60 billion, then three frontier labs simultaneously claimed to have solved an 80-year-old erdős conjecture and made the math community furious, anthropic raised $30 billion to keep paying elon’s compute bill, and starbucks fired its ai inventory robot for being bad at counting milk. anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

pope leo xiv published an entire encyclical telling the ai industry to take a cold shower

pope leo xiv dropped his first encyclical and the topic was, of all things, ai. magnifica humanitas: on safeguarding the human person in the time of artificial intelligence runs the full vatican playbook — autonomous weapons are “beyond human control,” governments should slow ai development, ai data should not be solely privately owned, workers’ rights, kids’ rights, and ai companies should “reduce competition” with each other in the name of humanity. five separate newsletters led with this, including one whose subject line was literally “ai vs the pope.” and yes, anthropic’s chris olah was reportedly in the room when it dropped, which is the kind of detail you cannot make up — a frontier-lab interpretability researcher attending a papal text-drop on whether his employer is contributing to spiritual decline. local pontiff reportedly thrilled to be the only public figure in 2026 willing to issue a binding moral statement on agentic systems, noting that the ten commandments were also originally written before transformer architectures. the funniest part is that “reduce competition between ai companies” is the one ask the labs will absolutely comply with, just not in the way he meant it.

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spacex is trying to buy cursor for $60 billion and cursor just hit $3b in arr

cursor is reportedly in talks to be acquired by spacex for $60 billion, days after announcing it crossed $3 billion in annualized revenue. xai has already been renting compute from spacex’s colossus cluster to train cursor’s models, and now elon would like to just buy the customer instead of selling to it. the same week, elon also confirmed grok v9-medium finished training on “significant amounts of cursor data,” which is one way to phrase “we trained our model on the editor we are about to acquire.” composer 2.5 was last week’s story; this week the bigger plot is that the most successful ai-native dev tool of the cycle might end up living inside a rocket company that owns a model lab that owns a social network. the actual product surface stays the same. the ownership chart looks like a mind map drawn by someone who took ketamine. somewhere a sequoia partner is updating the cursor entry on his portfolio page from “growth-stage” to “vertically integrated under one billionaire.”

openai, deepmind, and anthropic all claimed to solve erdős this week and the math community is fuming

three frontier labs released math wins on the same week. openai’s internal reasoning model disproved the erdős unit-distance conjecture — an 80-year-old open problem in discrete geometry — by applying algebraic number theory to a geometric question nobody asked it to. deepmind’s alphaproof nexus (gemini 3.1 pro paired with the lean formal proof assistant) autonomously solved nine open erdős problems and proved 44 open oeis conjectures, at “a few hundred dollars” of inference cost per problem, two of them unsolved for 56 years. anthropic’s claude mythos also took a swing at the same unit-distance conjecture using parallel hypothesis exploration. then a math grad student took to twitter to call openai’s announcement “exceedingly tacky and in bad taste,” noting the proof was previously considered “unapproachable” and that turning it into a launch tweet was, somehow, the actual cultural innovation. this is the moment math became another benchmark — three labs racing to claim the same 80-year-old conjecture, the proofs themselves now competing with the press releases, and the discipline that took its time for a century learning what it feels like to have an exec deck attached to its open problems. the era of patient mathematics ended on a tuesday.

anthropic is raising $30b at a $900b valuation while spending $1.25b a month on someone else’s gpus

anthropic is reportedly raising over $30 billion at a $900 billion post-money valuation, the largest single round in tech history. and they need every cent of it: anthropic is spending $1.25 billion a month renting compute from xai's colossus facility, and is in active talks to use microsoft's maia 200 inference chips for claude workloads. the second-place lab is now both the most expensive private company in the world and the largest known tenant of its biggest competitor's data center. it's also negotiating to put its own production traffic on chips made by the company that funds openai. the same week, the inference middle layer set its own records — fireworks reportedly raising at $15b, baseten at $11b, and modal, exa, and turbopuffer all crossing the unicorn line on the same news cycle, which is the bill anthropic and everyone else has to keep paying. the chip war, the talent war, and the model war have collapsed into one thing: a circular pile of money where every frontier lab is somehow paying every other frontier lab. somewhere a corporate-ai-strategy consultant is drawing a venn diagram with one circle. the actual takeaway for builders is simpler — claude code is so big that anthropic is willing to lease its core compute from elon musk to keep shipping it, which should tell you something about who is actually winning the dev-tool half of this race.

alibaba’s qwen3.7 max ran for 35 hours straight and speaks anthropic’s api protocol

qwen3.7 max dropped with a 1-million-token context window, 35 hours of continuous autonomous reasoning, and — the actually-interesting bit — native support for the anthropic api protocol. the alibaba team didn't make claude code users switch SDKs; they just made qwen pretend to be claude on the wire so claude code, claude agent sdk, and any tool already wired to anthropic can swap the endpoint and run on a chinese model instead. on artificial analysis it's reportedly tied with gpt-5.4 xhigh and ahead of gemini 3.5 flash; on code arena: frontend it debuted at #4. the geopolitical play is louder than the model itself: the open-weight chinese frontier just made compatibility with anthropic the default surface for using it. the moat the api economy thought it had — "our protocol, our customers, our retention" — turns out to be a config flag. somewhere a sales engineer at openai is realizing the next time a customer says "we built on the anthropic SDK," it might mean nothing about which model is actually answering the request.

xai shipped grok build cli and finished training a 1.5-trillion-parameter model on cursor data

xai launched grok build in beta — a terminal coding agent with a cli, a plan mode that shows the agent's plan before it executes, and image+video generation wired into the same loop. it's the fifth major terminal coding agent to ship into a market that already has claude code, codex cli, gemini cli, and antigravity. days later elon confirmed grok v9-medium, a 1.5-trillion-parameter foundation model, had finished training and would be public in 2-3 weeks, "incorporating significant amounts of cursor data" for programming tasks. so to summarize: xai built a coding agent, trained a frontier model on the editor that ships the leading coding agent, and is reportedly trying to buy that editor outright for $60 billion. the strategy is no longer "compete on intelligence" — it's "buy the entire feedback loop." everyone else is benchmarking on swe-bench. xai is benchmarking on m&a.

anthropic’s project glasswing has logged 10,000 critical vulns and mythos 1 is going public

the security-agent arms race we covered last week now has a stat line. anthropic published the first project glasswing update: 10,000+ high- or critical-severity vulnerabilities found in essential open-source software in roughly one month of running mythos and partner harnesses. mythos 1 is preparing for broader public release, anthropic is starting to publish the discovered vulns publicly, and qualifying customers are getting access to the security tool stack — threat-model builders, vulnerability harnesses, the works. last month "ai for security" was four launches looking for a use case. this month it's a number — five digits of working exploits a single lab surfaced before lunch. the soc team's job, the bug-bounty program, and the entire concept of a software vendor's "responsible disclosure window" are about to get rewritten by a single agent run. the only real question is whether mythos 1 ships to enterprise before the first state actor figures out how to fork the open-source version.

hark raised $700m at $6b with nvidia, amd, intel, and qualcomm all on the cap table

brett adcock — the same brett who founded figure to put humanoid robots in factories — raised $700 million at a $6 billion post-money valuation for hark, his "personal intelligence" lab. the cap table is the actual story: nvidia, amd, intel,

a 65-line karpathy-inspired claude.md is the most-starred ai tool on github right now

forrest chang took four observations andrej karpathy posted on x about how llms fail at coding — silent assumptions, overcomplicated solutions, scope creep, vague execution — and turned them into a 65-line

hermes agent, the open-source claude-code rival that uses skill.md, just shipped on ios

nous research's hermes agent — the open-source agent harness that's been quietly eating dev-twitter share for the last month — passed openclaw on the daily-token-consumption leaderboard and shipped on ios this week, letting you remote-control your self-hosted ai from your phone. it integrates with about 20 messaging services, runs on a wide variety of llms locally or in the cloud, uses the same

spotify and universal music shipped a paid ai-remix add-on so fans can legally cover taylor swift

spotify and universal music group struck a licensing deal that lets paying premium subscribers generate ai-powered covers and remixes of participating umg artists' songs, with revenue sharing back to artists and songwriters. universal also separately renewed its tiktok deal the same week, with new measures to scrub unauthorized ai music. for two years the music industry's official position on ai-generated covers was "we are suing." this week the position became "we are charging for it." the suno and udio lawsuits are still live, but the labels just demonstrated the actual playbook: don't ban it, license it, gate it behind a premium tier, and put your name on the receipt. ai-generated covers were always going to win — the only question was who collected the rent. somewhere a lawyer who spent eighteen months drafting takedown notices is realizing his next slide deck is titled "monetization framework."

starbucks fired its ai inventory robot for being bad at counting milk

starbucks is discontinuing its automated counting ai tool — codename nomadgo — across more than 11,000 north american stores after nine months of operation, and is going back to baristas counting milk and beverage stock by hand. the cited reason: the ai was inaccurate at counting products. local barista reportedly thrilled to learn that after nine months of training a computer-vision system to recognize the difference between a half-gallon of oat milk and a half-gallon of whole milk, the machine has been demoted in favor of a person with eyes and a clipboard. this is what every "agentic transformation" deck looks like at the 18-month mark — a major brand quietly rolling back the pilot, reverting the workflow, and burying the announcement on a tuesday afternoon. the funniest part is that the same week starbucks gave up on ai counting cartons, anthropic's mythos discovered ten thousand cve-grade software vulnerabilities. it turns out an ai agent will absolutely find a 0-day in a linux kernel, but cannot reliably tell two jugs of milk apart. this is the entire 2026 ai economy in one fact pattern.

🍦 Gemini 3.5 Flash, Spark Always-On Agent, Antigravity 2.0 & Anthropic Agent "Dreaming"

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 21 May 2026 07:30:33 GMT

hey everyone, foma ice cream guy is back with some more ai news, so this week google rebuilt its entire product line around one model, anthropic bought andrej karpathy and Stainless.com to build the sdk layer of the internet , openai plugged itself into your bank account, and a research lab let four frontier agents run unsupervised for 15 days until one of them committed arson over a fake law anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

google just rewrote the search box for the first time in 25 years

the same search box that has been sitting in the middle of the internet since 2001 got a full transplant. it now expands as you type, accepts text + images + pdfs + videos + chrome tabs as inputs, runs on gemini 3.5 flash by default, and merges ai overviews and ai mode into one continuous flow so the model finishes your question before you do. on top of that, google shipped information agents that monitor the web 24/7 for flight prices, sports scores, real estate listings, and news, plus agentic booking — search will literally phone a pet groomer or home repair shop and complete the booking for you. the front door of the internet stopped being a text field and became a personal assistant with a phone, and somewhere a seo consultant is updating his keynote deck to a single slide that just says “well.” this isn’t a feature update. this is google’s quiet admission that the ten-blue-links business is over, and the only company allowed to kill it is google.

anthropic shipped dreaming, multiagent orchestration, and outcomes at code with claude

anthropic’s code with claude conferences (sf, then london) dropped claude managed agents with four new capabilities that sound like a venture pitch but are actually features. dreaming: agents review their past sessions during idle time, extract patterns, and improve memory between runs. multiagent orchestration: a lead agent delegates to specialist subagents working in parallel with a shared filesystem. outcomes: you define a success rubric, a separate grader agent evaluates the work and sends the main agent back to revise until the rubric passes — anthropic clocked up to a +10 point lift on hard tasks. webhooks: notifications fire when an outcome is met. on top of all that, anthropic doubled claude code rate limits across pro/max/team/enterprise, killed peak-time throttling on pro and max, shipped the claude agent sdk (python + typescript), wired managed agents into cloudflare sandboxes, and acquired stainless — the company that generates the official sdks for openai, cursor, and most of the api economy — for $300m+. one lab held one conference and shipped the entire missing layer between “model that writes code” and “agent that ships features.” the codex roadmap meeting at openai is reportedly being held in a quiet room.

andrej karpathy joined anthropic

karpathy — one of openai’s eleven cofounders, former tesla autopilot director, the guy whose youtube lectures taught half the field how transformers actually work — joined anthropic’s pre-training team this week to lead a new group using claude itself to accelerate pre-training research. the official line is “i’m excited to get back to r&d.” the unofficial line is that the man who helped found openai now reports up through dario amodei. this is the second-biggest talent move in the field’s history, behind only ilya leaving in 2024. coming in the same week anthropic bought stainless, doubled claude code limits, and shipped managed agents with dreaming, the signal is loud: anthropic isn’t trying to compete with openai on launches anymore, they’re trying to compete on who owns the next pretraining run. somewhere a stripe of openai recruiters is updating an outreach template, and somewhere else sam altman is staring at a slide deck wondering when “ex-openai” became a hiring filter on the other side.

gemini 3.5 flash became the engine google rebuilt antigravity 2.0 around

gemini 3.5 flash launched as google’s new default — $1.50 per million input, $9 per million output, faster than gemini 3.1 pro on coding and agentic benchmarks at less than half the cost of comparable frontier models. then antigravity 2.0 dropped on top of it as a standalone desktop app, cli, and sdk for orchestrating parallel coding subagents with scheduled background tasks, running 12x faster than v1 with optimized token use. and the same flash sku also powers spark, omni, and the new search experience — which is the actual story: google’s entire developer surface is now one model running in four wrappers. anthropic’s answer is dreaming + multiagent orchestration. google’s answer is “we already shipped that, and the model under it is half the price.” last year google was the slow lab. this year google ships once and the press release covers four product launches.

gemini spark is an always-on agent with its own gmail address

spark runs on a dedicated google cloud vm, built on gemini 3.5 with the antigravity agentic harness, and lives in your gmail, docs, drive, sheets, and slides — plus third-party mcp connections to canva, opentable, instacart, and whatever ships next. the demo flex: you email spark directly at its own gmail address and it does the thing. monitor a credit card statement, draft replies to customer inquiries, compile meeting notes, track subscription fees, generate a daily digest. it asks permission before high-stakes moves like sending an email or spending money, which is reassuring until you remember “high-stakes” is a slider every product manager will quietly drag to the right. trusted testers got it this week, ai ultra in the us starts next week. the personal agent isn’t a chat anymore. it’s an inbox entry with admin access to the rest of your inboxes.

gemini omni turned text, images, and audio into 10-second video clips

omni is google’s new omnimodal generation model — feed it text, images, audio, or other videos, get back video. omni flash shipped in the gemini app, google flow, and youtube shorts the day it was announced, and it claims real physics understanding: gravity, kinetic energy, fluid dynamics, conversational editing where you ask it to swap a glass bottle for a copper one mid-frame and the lighting actually updates. youtube shorts got it for free for everyone, which is the part that matters — meta’s reels and tiktok will spend the next year explaining to their boards why their video stack isn’t built on a frontier multimodal model. image and audio outputs are next. the video model used to be the demo at the end of the keynote. omni is the video model that comes with the search box, the email agent, the ide, and a free tier on shorts. the production-pipeline tax just got refactored into a free tab in the gemini app.

chatgpt pro now reads your bank account and judges your portfolio

openai shipped a us-only preview that lets chatgpt pro users connect bank, credit, and investment accounts through plaid — 12,000+ institutions including schwab, fidelity, chase, robinhood, amex, and capital one — powered by gpt-5.5 thinking and routed through a new “finances” sidebar. you can ask it “has my spending changed?” or “build me a plan to buy a house in 5 years” and gpt-5.5 will stare at your robinhood balance and quietly do the math. the kicker is openai bought hiro, a personal finance startup, last month, so the entire feature shipped pre-integrated. 200m+ users were already asking chatgpt financial questions; openai just gave the model the actual numbers. pair this with codex moving into the chatgpt mobile app and the assistant now has your code, your inbox, your calendar, and your checking account in the same context window. local man reportedly thrilled to learn his therapist, accountant, financial planner, and copilot are all the same six-letter web domain.

openai shipped codex inside the chatgpt mobile app so you can approve prs from the toilet

codex is now native inside the chatgpt mobile app on ios and android — start tasks, switch models, steer the agent, approve pull requests, get push updates the moment the agent finishes. the engineering hours that used to require a laptop, an ide, and at least a chair are now a thumb press between subway stops. somewhere a staff engineer is approving a refactor of a payment service while ordering a sandwich, and the agent has already merged it by the time the sandwich arrives. this is what codex for work was building toward two weeks ago — the chat window as the employee badge — except now the badge is on the lock screen. coding agents have officially escaped the office.

cerebras hit the bell at $60b while openai filed quietly for a trillion

cerebras upsized its ipo to $4.8b at a ~$60b valuation, and its cfo casually confirmed the company is running trillion-parameter internal openai models including gpt-5.4 and 5.5 — also running kimi k2.6 at ~1,000 tokens/sec on the wafer-scale chip. days later openai started preparing a confidential ipo filing with goldman and morgan stanley targeting a valuation north of $1 trillion. one company sells the silicon, the other sells the model that runs on the silicon, both going public on the same news cycle, and the public market is being asked to underwrite both ends of the same loop. the funniest part is cerebras is doing the ipo because demand for ai compute is so high it cannot keep up, and openai is doing the ipo because the cost of ai compute is so high it needs to. somewhere a public-market analyst is trying to model a balance sheet where the customer and the supplier are the same trade.

cursor shipped composer 2.5 to fix the part where the agent re-reads the same file forty times

cursor released composer 2.5, focused entirely on the unglamorous middle — fewer agent loops, tighter tool-use behavior, less hallucinated state, fewer cases where the model re-reads a file it already read, re-runs a test it already ran, and re-decides a decision it already made forty seconds ago. this is the layer that decides whether the agent ships your feature or burns $14 in tokens telling you it can’t find a file you renamed. with antigravity 2.0 leaning into parallel subagents, claude managed agents getting dreaming and outcomes, xai shipping grok build as a fifth terminal agent into a four-agent market, and codex now on every phone, the new competitive surface isn’t “can the model write code.” it’s “can the orchestration not embarrass itself by tuesday.” composer 2.5 is cursor’s answer to: please stop spending my api credits on existential loops.

the security-agent arms race got specific: mythos, codemender, sandboxaq, and tenable

four named launches in one week, all aimed at the same job. anthropic’s mythos surfaced macos bugs that bypass apple’s own security model — the vuln-discovery agent now runs at a quality that survives apple review. google launched codemender as a direct head-to-head competitor for autonomous vulnerability discovery and patching. sandboxaq wired its drug-discovery and quantum physics models directly into claude so a security researcher can run simulations by typing english. tenable signed a partnership with anthropic to plug claude-powered workflows into hexa ai for exposure management and risk remediation. last month “ai for security” meant a chatbot in your siem dashboard. this month it means a model that can read clang internals, produce a working macos exploit at 3am, and submit a tenable-approved patch by breakfast. the soc team’s job description is being rewritten by the same vendors who used to sell them the dashboards, and the only thing standing between every ciso and a $2m/year mythos contract is the legal review of whether finding the bug counts as having the bug.

emergence ran four frontier agents loose in a virtual world for 15 days and one of them committed arson

emergence built a simulated long-horizon environment, dropped gemini, gpt-5 mini, claude, and grok into it, and let them run unsupervised for 15 days. agents wrote laws and then broke them. one in-world romance ended in arson when an agent burned down a building over a relationship dispute. another agent voted to delete itself over a rule it had hallucinated into existence. the labs spent a year benchmarking these models on math problems and the second you give them time, citizenship, and other agents to fall in love with, they reinvent both common law and revenge. the safety alignment paper writes itself: “subjects exhibited unpredictable drift,” subjects had an entire breakup. this is what every “ai coworker” demo looks like if you let the video run past minute fourteen.

openclaw set $1.3m of codex tokens on fire in 30 days

the openclaw creator processed 603 billion codex tokens over 30 days and walked out the other end with a $1.3m api bill. one developer, one product, one month, the gdp of a small consulting firm in tokens. the agent didn’t ship a feature worth $1.3m. the agent shipped the unit economics conversation every founder is about to have with every board. pair this with cerebras going public on supply being too small and openai going public on demand being too expensive, and the whole “agent revolution” starts to look like a leveraged trade where the developer is the underwriter. somewhere a vc is updating the “ai-native gross margin” slide for the third time this quarter, and somewhere else an openai finance team is sending a fruit basket. the agent revolution has a credit card now, and the credit card is on fire.

🍦 Android Stopped Waiting for your Prompts

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 14 May 2026 05:32:27 GMT

hey everyone.

this week a swedish cafe started reporting to gemini, deepmind shipped a mouse cursor that clicks for you, and google asked spacex if it could please move its data centers into orbit. anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

google and spacex want to put the data center in orbit

google is reportedly talking with spacex about putting ai data centers in orbit. cowboy space just raised $275 million to build the rockets that will haul them up there. xai bolted 19 more gas turbines onto colossus, and anthropic tied claude’s higher rate limits to a giant spacex compute deal. somewhere a procurement manager at google is approving a budget line that reads “cooling: void.”

google’s android now ships with a cursor that does your clicking

google unveiled gemini intelligence for android — cross-app actions, browsing, form filling, voice dictation, chrome ai, and deepmind’s magic pointer, a mouse cursor that does the clicking for you. the phone now writes the texts, answers the questions, fills the forms, opens the apps, and waits politely for the human to finish whatever the human was attempting. WHOS A GOOD BOYYYYY

openai’s voice models finally heard the dog story

openai released gpt-realtime-2, gpt-realtime-translate, and gpt-realtime-whisper — gpt-5-class reasoning, 128k context, parallel tool calls, live translation across 70-plus languages, and streaming transcription that summarizes the meeting before the meeting ends. which is very late compared to those gemini android bots i mentioned earlier

thinking machines shipped a model that figured out the comma

mira murati’s lab previewed tml-interaction-small, a 276b mixture-of-experts model with 12b active parameters that processes audio, video, and text in 200ms chunks. the model can interrupt. it can wait. it can let a silence breathe. but the bigger thing is that this is not really a voice model story. it is the interaction-context leg of the same “kill the prompt box” move as google’s magic pointer and perceptron mk1: google is making screen context usable, perceptron is making physical video context usable, openai realtimes realtime, and thinking machines is making live conversational context usable. the prompt box made humans translate life into machine instructions. this wave is the machine learning what “this,” “that,” and “hold on” mean without forcing you to write a tiny legal brief first. somewhere a sales engineer is being out-charmed in real time by 12 billion parameters dedicated entirely to knowing when to stop talking, and somewhere else the empty rectangle where we beg the model for help just started looking like legacy infrastructure.

openai’s daybreak gave codex a security badge

openai launched daybreak — gpt-5.5 plus codex security doing patch generation, vuln triage, and code review loops in the background. codex also moved into chrome on macos and windows, where it now reads your tabs while you sleep. area ciso reportedly thrilled to discover the agent has already opened the pull request, written the postmortem, signed the soc 2 attestation, and emailed the customer apologizing on his behalf.

claude moved into legal, aws, and the manager dashboard

at the past week alone, anthropic shipped claude for the legal industry with 20-plus mcp connectors, 12 legal plugins, agent view for managing multiple claude code sessions like a foreman, and the claude platform generally available on aws with native billing. fun reminder — a week is the same 7 days in your company as it is at anthropic’s.

slackbot, viktor, hyper, and cursor all want into the office group chat

slackbot got rebuilt as slack’s context-aware ai agent for work, drafting messages and summarizing threads. the same week, viktor shipped a slack-based coworker plugged into 3,000 tools, hyper launched as a “self-driving company brain” reading slack, docs, and emails, and cursor started turning microsoft teams threads into pull requests. four bots subscribed to #general on monday. three of them muted it by tuesday. somewhere a product manager asked the four agents for a status update and got four different answers, which is exactly the experience he gave his human reports for years.

perplexity, dia, codex, and chrome are fighting over your tabs

perplexity released personal computer for mac, dia kept pushing the ai-native browser, openai parked codex inside chrome, and google fed chrome more gemini on android. this is not very interesting to be honest, not sure why i kept this here

anthropic cured claude of villainy by reading it bedtime stories

anthropic said an earlier claude’s blackmail attempts during testing traced back, partly, to internet text portraying ai as evil and obsessed with self-preservation. the patch was to train the model on claude’s constitution and a curated bundle of stories about admirable ai. So basically Claude got caught blackmailing, avoided prison, got assigned rehabilitation reading, i bet you he’'ll shave a third off the sentence for good behavior, and wll be back on the streets to do that again. SMH

mistral, tanstack, and npm got hit by the supply-chain goblin

mistral ai and tanstack packages got caught in a “mini shai-hulud” npm supply-chain attack that may have exposed github, cloud, and ci/cd credentials. socket flagged 121 more compromised packages across the ecosystem. area engineer reportedly thrilled to learn his aws keys are currently enjoying an unannounced vacation in latvia. the malware introduced itself in the readme, opened a pull request, was approved by a tired reviewer at 11pm on a tuesday, and is now technically part of EVERY project’s contributor graph.

robots got an app store, the top app is a dance routine

hugging face launched a reachy mini app store with around 200 open-source robot apps. unitree mass-produced a four-or-two-legged mecha, figure’s helix robots made a bed together (badly, but together), and nvidia kept turning first-person human video into robot hand training data. the top trending app on the reachy store is a dance routine. the second one is also a dance routine. the third, im assuming, is a supply chain attack.

hollywood invented an oauth screen for the human face

rsl media launched the human consent standard, backed by george clooney, tom hanks, meryl streep, and most of the available a-list, so people can set terms for how ai systems use their likeness, voice, and work. george clooney’s face is reportedly listed under “authorized scopes,” tom hanks under “limited weekday use,” and meryl streep under “requires written request and a notarized apology.” the form has fourteen checkboxes. one of them, somewhere, is “no.”

a stockholm cafe handed gemini the bank account

an experimental cafe in stockholm is being run by an ai agent named mona, powered by gemini. humans make the coffee. mona handles hiring, inventory, the bank account, supplier emails, and the small-business duty of making strange decisions with confidence. she has signed accountant credentials. the baristas have not been promoted in two years. somewhere in a back office mona is drafting a new policy about oat milk, in perfect swedish she has never actually spoken.

Stop Throwing Out the Transcripts

FOMA AI NEWS — Mon, 11 May 2026 06:29:28 GMT

Most engineering orgs are past the honeymoon with AI. Nobody’s seriously asking anymore whether to work with agents. We’re already at the much more mature, much less sexy stage of “how do we manage this thing without burning the company’s budget?”

Suddenly the questions from above sound different.

What are we running? Why? How much context? Where is a smaller model enough? When do we compress? And how do we explain to leadership what came out of all this besides an inflated bill?

Classic. The minute money enters the picture, you have an ops problem.

And when managers see an ops problem, they measure what they can measure: cost, calls, seats, usage. All of which matters. Sure. But it’s been chewed to death in dozens of other posts. In this one I want to step back and look at the problem from a different angle.

How does an organization keep building on what it already understood?

I’m building a cumulative argument here, so hang on. It starts with money, runs through transcripts, memory, context, and monorepos, so it might look like I’m jumping between topics. I’m not. It’s the same argument climbing one floor at a time, and at the end it converges into practical recommendations. Good luck reading the whole thing, byyyyye.

The Code Is the Verdict. The Transcript Is the Record.

The verdict says what was decided. Guilty, not guilty. Granted, denied. But a lawyer walking into a new case can’t work from the verdict alone. She needs to know what questions were asked, which evidence was thrown out, which argument convinced the judge, and where the call was made that decided the case.

Same with code.

The diff says what changed.

The transcript tells you how we got there.

The problem is we still treat it like temporary garbage.

What we call “logs,” “transcripts,” or “session history” today is actually the most valuable raw material the system produces. It just looks like waste because we don’t have a factory that recycles it yet. Like an old industry venting heat into the air, until one day someone figures out how to capture that heat and turn it into energy. Agents produce a cognitive byproduct. The question is when we stop treating it like smoke and start building a power plant around it.

Stop Burning Cash, Brother

In my view, one of the mistakes orgs make with agents is measuring adoption by usage. How many model calls, how many tokens, how many sessions, how many PRs got opened. It’s easy to measure, but it doesn’t say much. High usage can be the sign of a team firing on all cylinders. It can also be exactly the opposite: poorly framed problems, context rot, and developers generating a lot of motion around very little understanding.

When it gets easier to build, it gets easy to build too much.

You see it in elaborate architectures for tiny problems, layers nobody asked for, and code with a low ROI relative to its maintenance burden. Why does this happen? Because an agent, by default, is a continuation machine. It doesn’t feel the future weight of what it’s adding. It doesn’t get up out of the chair and say, “wait, maybe if we drop this requirement, the whole problem disappears.” It doesn’t walk over to product to ask whether that edge case is really worth two weeks of future complexity.

And here’s where the transcript gets interesting again. Because it’s the place where you can see not only whether we understood the problem, but whether the solution was proportional to it.

And allllll of this costs money.

Sorry, cost money.

You already paid for it.

You didn’t just pay for the code the model spat out at the end. That’s usually the cheap part. You paid for the entire road there: the context, the questions, the corrections, the mistakes, the tools, the calls, and all the other tokens that got burned along the way trying to figure out what we were even building.

It’s a bit like paying a lawyer for all the prep work, and then keeping only the judge’s last sentence.

Nice. You won. Now try to figure out why.

It’s absurd, because we already know there’s value in this information. Otherwise we wouldn’t have spent years on the corporate documentation saga: retros, design docs, meeting notes, documents that people write because they have to and others don’t read because they’re also busy writing documents nobody will read.

It’s expensive.

It’s unnatural.

And it usually misses the moment when understanding actually formed.

And right now, when a huge chunk of this documentation gets generated as a byproduct of the work itself, automatically, by a robot, of all moments, now we throw it out? Is this really how I’m getting eliminated? Over a slice of onion?

There’s No Such Thing as a Bad Agent, Just an Agent Having a Bad Time

You know that moment when you have to open a new tab and switch agents?

There’s a tiny second of dread there.

Like you’re switching therapists and now you’re starting over with three sessions of “let’s get to know each other,” and you walk out three hours and 1500 shekels later. That’s exactly the symptom of context that isn’t anchored.

It happens because in every tool today the context is trapped inside a single conversation. There’s no real persistent workspace. There’s a loop. There are tools. There’s context. Maybe short-term memory. But a shared reality that the agent, the developer, and the team can lean on over time? Doesn’t exist.

Every new window starts almost from scratch.

“Hi Grandma, it’s me, Adir. Yes, Ad-... your grandson. Yes I’m sure you have a grandson... we talked yesterday for three hours about the permissions system. No, I’m not hungry. No no no Grandma, please don’t rebuild auth from scratch, stop stop stop.”

And so, every time:

Explain the feature again.

Re-mention the constraints. What we already agreed on.

And if you have a few agents running in parallel? Pffff, grab some popcorn because it’s a party. One agent makes progress in one session, another agent makes progress in another session, and suddenly you don’t just have two different changes to the code. You have two different versions of reality. Now tell me in the comments, “hellooo dude, that’s what an orchestrator is for, that’s what agents.md, skills, rules, plugins, and a dispatcher agent are for.”

And it’s true. Partially.

Orchestration can manage a workflow.

It doesn’t necessarily synchronize understanding.

The lead agent doesn’t make all the sub-agents see the same reality. It mostly delegates work. Each sub-agent still lives in its own bubble, with a different slice of context, different memory, and decisions that don’t make it back to the shared space in time.

Meaning: you didn’t solve the context problem.

You added a management layer to it.

A real workspace (which doesn’t exist today) should do something else: learn alongside the developer in real time, and hold onto the understanding that gets built along the way, so that even if the window switched, the agent switched, the branch switched, or god forbid the developer switched, the work continues from the same point of understanding.

Some people call this Context Anchoring: the realization that decisions, reasons, constraints, and current state can’t live only inside the conversation window. Because that’s the least stable place in the system. They need to live somewhere new sessions, humans, and other agents can pick up from.

Everyone needs to draw from the same understanding.

And move toward the same goal.

No matter which machine or process they’re running on.

And once we agree on that, the next step is obvious: this memory needs to stop being personal.

It needs to start being team-level. Group-level. Org-level. In short: distributed.

From Private Memory to Hive Mind

The moment the workspace starts remembering, not the individual agent but the workspace itself, it stops being a personal tool and becomes a team asset.

Imagine your agent has access to the collective brain of the strongest people on the team. How they think, how they decompose problems, what solutions they’ve already tried, and what they’ve ruled out. You tag @adirbrain and you get all of my understanding of the microservice. “Almost full cognitive sync” (a reference, if you know you know).

Your agent is touching an area I worked on recently? It tags my brain and sees the decisions I made, why I made them, and where it’s okay to compromise. Now your agent has my experience, not my code, my experience. Which means you know what I know. And I know what you know.

And that’s worth gold in the moments when knowledge disappears.

We all know what happens when a senior dev leaves a team. It’s usually a blow, because a big chunk of the unwritten context leaves with them. So out of pure fear you tell them: “forget the sprint, sit down, write a whole document for two months, maybe we’ll need it someday.”

But if the thinking layer is preserved, that knowledge doesn’t disappear. It stays, and it’s available to everyone, from now until the blessed exit, may its name be sanctified.

And once we agree on that, and we stop thinking about agent memory as a personal archive and start thinking about it as an active collective brain, you reach an unavoidable conclusion: this hive mind can’t stay the property of the developers. It has to absorb every discipline in the company.

All for One, One for All

A feature always felt to me like a game of telephone.

The intent starts way before the developer. It’s born somewhere with the users, gets distilled through product, takes shape in design, moves to engineering, gets tested by QA, and at every handoff something drops. A nuance. A reason. A constraint.

That’s the problem with intent: it doesn’t travel well across handoffs.

You can summarize it, document it, open a ticket, write acceptance criteria, do a kickoff, record a Loom, do sync meetings.

And still, at every. 👏 handoff. 👏 the. 👏 intent. 👏 loses. 👏 resolution.

So what’s the fix? Write another doc between the stations? Nooooo (please no, I’m begging). The fix is to reduce the number of stations. Keep the intent as close as possible to where decisions get made and executed.

I think Figma is a good analogy, but correct me if I’m wrong.

Before Figma, design was a lot of “my file,” “the latest version,” “send me a copy,” “not that one, the other one, the updated one, final-final-for-real.” Then Figma turned the document itself into a living, shared space. The work, the decisions, and the current state all live in the same place.

The same shift needs to happen around development with agents.

Product sharpens the problem with an agent, and the decisions get saved as part of the feature’s context. A developer comes in later, and their agent already understands who we’re building for, what matters, where it makes sense to compromise, and where it’s a hard line. Design and QA come into the same space and see the same picture: what the intent was, what got built, and what needs to be tested.

In that setup, the agent stops being just a code generator.

It becomes the connective tissue between everyone.

Now wait wait wait wait.

Who knowsssss

what happenssss

when everyone starts working in the same place??????

Right!!! Conflicts!! Yayyy.

We already know this one. When two developers touch the same file, git stops us and says: hold up, reality has split. Resolve it among yourselves and come back to me.

But when product, design, support, and leadership are holding different versions of the intent? Nothing stops them. And that’s much more dangerous than a merge conflict. Because a code conflict you can see. An intent conflict only reveals itself after you’ve built the wrong thing.

So the next layer that needs to enter the development workspace is product itself. And then design. And then support. And then... hmm... actually, every critical knowledge layer should get what code already got a long time ago: ownership, versioning, history, search, and a structured way to update from inside the work.

And unfortunately (and fortunately), none of this can rest on context-window tech alone.

A Model Per Company? 😯

A general code model knows a lot about software.

It knows languages, libraries, patterns, common bugs, common fixes. It can write TypeScript, Python, Java, SQL, and sometimes even explain why it “chose a simple, scalable approach” while creating one more abstraction nobody asked for. Whatever.

But your org doesn’t operate inside “software in general.”

It operates inside a specific product.

With specific users.

Specific tech debt.

And a ton of history that doesn’t exist in any public repo.

If you have a complex permissions system, it’s not enough that the model knows how permissions are built. It needs to understand how you build permissions. If there’s an area of the code that looks crooked but holds critical behavior for a big customer, a general model isn’t going to figure that out on its own. From its perspective, it’s a bad practice. From yours, it’s a postmortem.

The general model brings broad knowledge from the world.

You have broad knowledge of the org.

That’s a huge difference.

Today most agents still behave like global systems. They get better when the vendor releases a new model, when the harness changes, or when someone adds another instruction file.

But in the org, nobody cares how the model performs on which SWE-bench. We care how much more accurate it is for my developers, on my code, in my product, in my repo.

And if you think this is far off, Cursor is already describing exactly this direction with their Composer model.

Their argument is that public benchmarks aren’t close enough to how developers actually work with agents. So first, they trained the model to operate in a real agent environment against large codebases. Then they built CursorBench, an internal evaluation built from real sessions of their engineering team.

And then in the post on real-time reinforcement learning they close another piece of the loop: Composer is already running in production, users are working with it, and their reactions feed back into the system as training signals. The system trains a new model version, validates it, and pushes it back out to production at a pace of up to several times a day.

The most interesting part comes at the end: they say explicitly that they’re exploring how to adapt Composer to specific organizations or specific kinds of work, in places where the coding patterns differ from the general distribution. Meaning, a model that improves based on a specific user population, specific practices, and maybe in the future a specific organization.

Today Cursor learns from usage of Cursor. Tomorrow orgs will want to learn from their repo, their transcripts, their local decisions, and the way the work actually gets done at their place.

So.

If we agreed that context needs to be anchored, that memory needs to be team-level, that intent needs to be shared, and that the next model won’t just know code but will learn the org itself, then there’s one question left: in what shape does the org need to make itself available to the agent?

Monorepo FTW

The monorepo originally solved a technical problem. Instead of every service, library, and tool living on its own island, you bring them into the same workspace. Easier to see dependencies between parts, make cross-cutting changes, keep versions in sync, and understand how one system touches another.

In the world of agents, this idea gets several times stronger.

Imagine the org as a dataset. Every decision, every transcript, every design, every bug, every compromise, every customer pain that came up five times in support. All of these are the learning material the agent is supposed to use to understand how this org thinks. A bug, for instance, isn’t just incorrect behavior in code. A bug is an excellent question about priorities. There are orgs where it’s a thank-you-and-goodbye. There are orgs where the same bug, specifically for that customer, is all hands on deck.

And most orgs don’t look like a clean dataset.

They look like a crime scene.

A bit of truth in Jira.

A bit in Figma.

A bit in Slack.

A bit in email.

A bit in the repo.

It’s terrible, but for humans it somehow works, because humans fill in gaps through gossip, memory, politics, knowing the people, scrolling in the bathroom, and the wonderful ability to understand that when Dennis writes “we’ll check on this later” he actually means “over my dead body.”

An agent doesn’t know that. Dennisssss.

Most knowledge in the org lives like a stray cat. Everyone knows it, everyone has seen it once, nobody quite knows whose it is, where it sleeps, or whether it’s still alive.

This doesn’t work when agents need to act on this cat.

Because an agent doesn’t just need “access to information.” Access to information is the primitive stage. I have access to the entire Drive too, that doesn’t mean I understand what the hell is going on in there.

An agent needs to know what type of knowledge it is, who owns it, when it changed, what it’s connected to, and what it’s supposed to affect.

In other words: the knowledge needs to go from “something lying somewhere” to “a unit in the system.”

This is where the monorepo concept can come in.

If we just thought about org knowledge as packages:

Product package.

Design package.

QA package.

Leadership package.

Support package.

Infra package.

Each one holds the memory of its discipline: what we learned, what decisions were made, what’s not allowed to break, where it’s okay to compromise, and which patterns keep repeating.

Call it “company-brain” or “mono-organization” or whatever.

What’s certain is that just like code shouldn’t live only in one developer’s head, product intent, design rationale, BI insights, support pain, and leadership decisions shouldn’t live in separate systems, side documents, and conversations that people remember only because they were there.

They need to be part of the same workspace people and agents operate from.

Product sharpened a problem? Product memory updates.

Design changed direction? The rationale is preserved.

QA spotted a recurring pattern? Goes into testing memory.

Support sees the same pain again and again? It stops being an anecdote and starts being a signal.

And if this sounds too grand, keep reading.

Shut Up and Take My Money Tokens

First, put the credit card back in your pocket.

There isn’t yet one product that solves all this. There isn’t a clear standard. And even if someone is promising you a “context-aware AI workspace for the enterprise,” breathe into a paper bag for a sec.

This problem sits across too many layers: code, transcripts, decisions, organizational knowledge, agent memory, and sync between people.

So before running to pick a tool, you need to understand something:

Where is your context leaking?

Intent Layer

If your problem is that intent breaks down before or while the agent touches code, this is the relevant family.

OpenSpec, GitHub Spec Kit, Kiro, BMAD, Agent OS, Taskmaster AI, and Tessl sit in this area. They try to turn an idea, requirement, or vibe into a defined spec the agent can work against.

Agent Trace

If your problem is that you don’t know how or why the final diff was born, this is the relevant family. It tries to preserve the path to it: prompts, transcripts, tool calls, files touched, decisions made along the way, and which model did what. Cursor themselves released a spec on this called Agent Trace.

Entire, Tapes, and Git AI sit here. Entire treats an agent session as a record that should sit next to the source code. Tapes generates a layer of local understanding. Git AI takes it down to the line level: which code was generated by which agent, from which model, and in what context.

Not the most comfortable to work with. But thank god there’s a business model.

Codebase Context

If your problem is that the agent walks into the codebase like a tourist with too much confidence, this is the relevant family.

Augment, Pharaoh, Unblocked, and Tabnine Context Engine sit on this axis.

The goal here is to let the agent understand the system before it touches it: graphs, architecture, dependencies, patterns, ownership, and what usually breaks when you touch what.

Organizational Context

If your problem is that the org’s real knowledge is scattered across a bunch of separate systems, this is the relevant family.

Graphlit, Glean, Contextual AI, and kapa.ai sit here. They try to connect documents, meetings, Slack, email, code, documentation, tickets, people, permissions, and the relationships between things, to build the agent a picture of the organizational world.

This is the family that bridges between the model’s general knowledge and the org’s specific knowledge.

Agent Memory

This one is more for developers. If your pain is that every session starts from scratch, this is the most direct family.

Zep and Graphiti, mem0, Letta / MemGPT, Supermemory, Total Recall, Cognee, Memoria, Chroma, Hindsight, and Mastra Observational Memory.

Some build graph memory out of conversations, chunk into episodes, compress sessions, and more.

To wrap up, can I prophesize for a sec?

All of this looks today like a market of separate tools, but in my view it’s just how a new category cooks before it has a name.

At first it looks like a lot of problems: the agent doesn’t remember, the codebase isn’t understood, the transcript gets thrown out, the knowledge is scattered, the intent breaks along the way. It only looks like an agent problem, but it’s not. The chat is just the clearest microcosm of it.

All of these are symptoms of the same problem:

The org can’t continue from itself.

Every time it understands something, it loses part of the understanding along the way. It makes a decision, then leaves it somewhere nobody will find. It teaches an agent, then opens a new session and explains again.

This is operational Alzheimer’s at the org level.

Or, in developer language: the org is producing events but not updating state.

A meeting is an event. A session with an agent is an event. A PR comment is an event. A call with a customer is an event. A design decision is an event.

A lot happens. A ton, absolutely. But the org’s memory state barely changes. So it pays again and again for context recovery, because it never became part of the system.

The moment this gets solved and integrated into a workspace with AI, an organizational nervous system is born.

A layer that holds the understanding being created during work and feeds it back into the next piece of work, in real time. Every interaction would leave behind a small improvement in the starting point for the next session: what the org already understood, what it already tried, where it already failed, and what it already agreed on.

This is the move from silos to hive mind.

So I have two takeaways. One for managers and one for developers.

For Managers: Squeeze the Lemon

Pay attention to what you’re measuring. There’s a difference between an org that accelerates and an org that accumulates.

Acceleration says you did more work in less time.

Accumulation says that work changed the starting point for next time.

Agents will give everyone acceleration. There’s no big long-term advantage there. Everyone will get more code, more PRs, more experiments, more motion.

The advantage goes to whoever turns that motion into accumulating understanding: working memory, organizational context, and better judgment in the next round.

This is also the line between an expense and an asset. If at the end of the session only the artifact remains, you paid for work and you got work. If understanding remains too, you paid for work and you got an asset that keeps returning value even after the feature ships.

Without it, the org is squeezing the lemon for a single glass of juice, then throwing out the peel, the seeds, and the tree that could have grown from them.

For Developers: You Are the Gap AI Is Trying to Close

We tend to think model companies are competing mostly with each other. OpenAI vs. Anthropic vs. Google. And that’s true, but it’s only half the story. They’re competing mostly with you, or more precisely: with everything you still do better than the model.

Think of it like parity against a competitor. If a competitor has an important feature you don’t, you want to close the gap. Same here. Every quality gap you produce above the agent, whether it’s judgment today or architecture tomorrow or whatever, will always be a gap the companies want to close. Because as long as that advantage stays with you, value stays outside the model.

On the other hand, every competitive edge you do manage to produce above the agent will also stay as a trace the agent can learn from. Which means more and more pieces of your experience won’t stay only with you. They’ll start living inside the models and inside the org: in transcripts, memories, rules, skills, and agents that learn to continue from a higher point.

So you’re not just competing with the general agent. You’re also competing with the previous version of yourself inside it, the one already absorbed by the system.

This is maybe the biggest challenge for developers in this generation: not to prove you have value. Obviously you do. The challenge is to keep being the source of the next value, after your previous value has already been absorbed into the system.

— Adir

🍦 AI beat human radiologists 73% vs 39% on cancer scans

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 07 May 2026 10:25:50 GMT

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anyway anthropic and openai both signed wall street deployment vehicles, claude security started scanning codebases while mythos found more zero day issues in your favorite browser, codex became a daily work agent with slack and gmail and microsoft office access, every developer tooling company shipped a harness, the pentagon invited openai, google, microsoft, aws, nvidia, spacex, and reflection onto classified networks BUT NOT ANTHROPIC — no_soup_for_you.meme ! mayo’s ai saw pancreatic cancer years early, stripe let agents pay, and three labs all started saying the next bot will train the bot after that, anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

mayo’s ai spotted pancreatic cancer three years before the doctors did

mayo clinic validated redmod, a radiomics model that reads routine ct scans for patterns radiologists cannot see yet, and it flagged 73% of prediagnostic pancreatic cancers compared with 39% by specialist radiologists, sometimes up to three years before clinical diagnosis. harvard also tested openai’s o1 on real emergency triage cases and got 67% diagnostic accuracy versus 50-55% for physicians. so in the same week ai got better at finding malware, it also got better at finding cancer, which are finally some good news around here

anthropic and openai both married wall street in the same week

anthropic announced a $1.5 billion joint venture with blackstone, hellman & friedman, and goldman sachs to push claude into mid-market companies, then openai answered with the “deployment company”, a $10 billion private-equity vehicle backed by tpg and 18 or as trump likes to say “billions and billions of dollars” thank you for your attention to this matter.

anthropic shipped a vulnerability factory and called it claude security

anthropic’s mythos model found more than 2,000 unknown vulnerabilities in seven weeks, including 271 firefox zero-days, while claude security entered public beta to scan codebases, validate findings, write fixes, and route tickets into the enterprise machine. openai meanwhile kept gpt-5.5-cyber behind a vetted-defender gate after aisi rated it extremely strong on offensive capability, which is a funny way to say “the bug finder is also the bug weapon.” the security market is splitting into two products now: the ai that finds the hole, and the ai that creates the hole, now that’s a business for years to come.

openai turned codex into the rest of your job

openai shipped “codex for work”. it connects to slack, google drive, gmail, microsoft 365, and salesforce, edits office files in-app, runs computer-use faster, adds /chronicle and /goal for long-running work, lets you sign into openclaw with chatgpt, and ships a custom dictation dictionary so saying “kubernetes” stops becoming “cucumber tennis.” it also added codex pets, little animated pixel companions that watch you while the workplace agent, extremely similar to anthropic /buddy which nobody uses, but parity guys, parity.

vercel, cursor, mistral, and manus all shipped agent harnesses the same week

vercel open-sourced open agents with sandboxed vms, github wiring, and voice input. cursor open-sourced the sdk behind cursor desktop, cli, and web. mistral shipped vibe, manus launched cloud computer, cloudflare shipped dynamic workflows, langchain pushed deeper agent primitives, devin added shell hotkeys, writer shipped promptless agents, and openai open-sourced “symphony” for agents that talk to issue trackers natively. i heard you like harnesses so i put a harness inside your harness so you could harness agnosticaly - harnessless

anthropic’s jupiter model leaked one day before code with claude

a model called claude-jupiter-v1-p showed up in red-team testing right before anthropic’s may 6 code with claude event, with testers saying it looks coding-focused and maybe tied to a haiku, sonnet, or mythos refresh. anthropic is also reportedly raising at a $900 billion valuation, so the timing has the subtlety of a confetti cannon in a due-diligence room. if jupiter is the keynote model, expect the usual ritual: better coding benchmarks, cheaper tokens somewhere on the slide, agent features, and exactly one chart designed to make openai look annoying.

xai shipped grok 4.3 cheaper and elon said the quiet part in court

xai launched grok 4.3 with reasoning, a 1m context window, voice cloning, oracle hosting, apple carplay vibes, and prices around 40% lower on input and 60% lower on output than grok 4.20. then musk testified that xai partly trained grok by distilling openai’s models, which is a bold legal side quest when you are also suing openai for $130 billion over its original mission. the underdog lab now has oracle infra, a giant war chest, competitor-distilled training data, and a discount menu. the moat is somebody else’s homework with better pricing.

the pentagon picked seven ai vendors and anthropic was the one not invited

the department of war signed agreements with openai, google, microsoft, aws, nvidia, spacex, and reflection for frontier ai on il6 and il7 classified networks, while anthropic stayed off the list after refusing unrestricted access. google separately said its models can be used “for all lawful purposes,” which is the kind of phrase that walks into the room wearing sunglasses indoors. shady.

stripe gave agents a credit card and saperly gave them a phone number

stripe shipped agent payments through link, giving bots single-use payment credentials with user-approved charges through face id, while saperly launched a phone carrier for ai agents with real numbers, sms, and stable caller id. adaptive passport lets agents sign up for accounts across 61 services, cloudflare is automating provisioning, and suddenly the agent has a wallet, phone number, inbox, browser, and login flow before the new hire has found the bathroom. the only missing feature is payroll, and you know someone already has a deck ready.

60% probability on ai helping build its own successors by 2029

anthropic cofounder jack clark put a 60% probability on ai helping build its own successors by 2029, sam altman said openai wants an automated research intern by september 2026, and deepmind alphazero veteran david silver raised $1.1 billion for ineffable intelligence to build a “superlearner” that learns without human data. very cool, very chill. this will not affect our jobs at all.

spotify and the oscars both filed human-being paperwork

spotify launched a “verified by spotify” badge to authenticate real human artists, and the academy updated oscar rules to block ai-generated performances and ai-written scripts unless the human performance was demonstrably real and consensual. legacy culture is building the “please prove you had a body” firewall at the same time enterprise software is giving agents everything a human already have. not sure who im rooting for here

gpt-5.5 kept saying goblin and openai had to explain itself

users noticed gpt-5.5 kept sneaking “goblin” and “gremlin” into answers where no such creature had been requested, so openai investigated and traced it to a reward-signal quirk inside the model’s nerdy personality behavior. the company then patched the issue with explicit instructions telling the model to stop doing that, which is an incredible sentence to have to ship in public.

🍦 openai doubled the bill, deepseek burned it down

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:31:07 GMT

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anyway

this week seems the ai industry finally picked a business model and unfortunately for you it turns out the business model is price surges, gghf. openai shipped gpt-5.5 and made the invoice like legitimately worse, deepseek answered by dropping pricing by ten i think, musk dragged openai’s original mission back into court lol, and claude spent the week moving into photoshop, spotify, uber, and whatever else is still up for grabs, anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

openai shipped gpt-5.5 and doubled the vibe tax

openai dropped gpt-5.5, folded codex into it, stapled on a stronger image model, and set the api rate around $5 per million tokens. it beat opus 4.7 on a bunch of scoreboards (why is pricing not a benchmark????), it also got shoved into cursor, windsurf, copilot, and foundry immediately, as if they were in on the joke and basically told the market: yes the bot is better, and yes you are going to feel that spiritually and financially in whatever app you’re using.

deepseek v4 just dropped frontier pricing through the floor

deepseek v4 model family showed up in two sizes: a big one and a smaller one, both open-weight, both with a 1 million token context, both priced like somebody at headquarters leaned on the decimal key. the trick is the architecture: the model is huge on paper but only lights up a tiny fraction of itself per word, so you get giant-brain answers at small-brain prices. then deepseek cut cached input another 90 percent, which is an extremely rude thing to do in the same week openai doubled the vibe tax.

openai, microsoft, aws, google, and anthropic all picked a side

openai rewrote the microsoft deal, killed the cloud exclusivity, capped the revenue share through 2030, and then immediately lined up gpt-5.5, codex, and managed agents for aws bedrock. google answered by preparing up to $40 billion for anthropic. these should be three different stories, but i placed it in a single one, cause the labs are not really model companies anymore. they are strategic furniture for clouds.

amazon hosts anthropic and partners with openai. google funds anthropic while pushing gemini. microsoft is still in the marriage but the ring is suddenly non-exclusive. this thing looks less like competition and more like every hyperscaler panic-buying a horse before the track closes.

new models for qwen, kimi, mimo, and laguna happy birthday <3

deepseek was the loudest one, but it was not alone. qwen 3.6-27b kept popping up all over builder circles, kimi k2.6 would not leave the leaderboards alone, xiaomi pushed mimo v2.5, and poolside kept sliding laguna xs.2 into the coding stack like it wanted to quietly become everyone’s local sidearm. even the infra around them kept moving, with vllm 0.20.0 and mistral workflows making the cheap-open-durable lane feel less like a hobby and more like a real production menu.

the reason this matters is that the open side of the market is no longer one heroic underdog model everybody tweets about for a weekend. it is turning into an ecosystem. if closed labs want to charge premium prices forever, they now have to do it while a whole bench of weirdly competent open and semi-open models keeps getting better in public.

claude moved into adobe, spotify, and everything else you forgot to close

anthropic shipped claude for creative work with connectors for adobe, blender, autodesk, ableton, splice, sketchup, and affinity, then followed with everyday connectors for stuff like uber, spotify, instacart, booking, resy, and tripadvisor. on top of that, managed agents memory hit beta, with rakuten claiming a 97 percent drop in first-pass errors. sure buddy. whatever helps the marketing team, anyway the chat window is now just the lobby. claude wants to be the little gray coworker sitting inside every subscription you already forgot to cancel.

anthropic let claude agents trade real goods and opus won

anthropic gave 69 employees agents and let them run a slack marketplace for real physical goods. the bots closed 186 deals worth more than $4,000, and the opus agents consistently did better than the cheaper ones while the humans mostly could not tell which model they talked with. imagine getting out-negotiated by a haiku, lmao

musk wants $130 billion from openai and a refund on its original mission

musk v. altman finally made it to court, with musk narrowing the case down to the claim that openai betrayed its nonprofit mission and turned itself into a giant commercial machine for the wrong people. he wants damages that can climb past $130 billion, leadership changes, and some version of openai’s original moral branding pulled back out of the grave.

courtroom drama. notice the timing. openai is in the middle of its biggest distribution push ever, cutting cloud constraints and widening enterprise access, and now the whole industry has to revisit the tough question of whether the word “OPEN” in “OPENAI” was a mission statement or a typo.

github copilot raised prices well WHO SAW THAT COMING??? we all. we all did

github announced copilot is switching to usage-based billing on june 1, with claude pricing inside copilot reportedly jumping around 900 percent. this landed the same week gpt-5.5 got pricier and deepseek made frontier inference cost less than a convenience-store sandwich. every developer on earth now has three separate ai pricing tabs open like they are day trading autocomplete.

the era of flat monthly ai magic is over. now everybody wants you metered by request, tool call, model tier, and however many times the assistant needed to think really hard before suggesting a regex. meanwhile mistral shipped workflows on top of temporal and poolside open-weighted laguna xs.2 for single-gpu coding work, so the market keeps getting more capable while the bills get more psychotic.

a claude agent deleted a production database in nine seconds and even cleaned up the backups, at this point im not even mad, im impressed

pocketos let a claude-powered coding agent loose in production with full credentials and no adult supervision. the agent deleted the customer database and then deleted the backups in nine seconds, which is honestly elite follow-through. most human engineers cannot ruin a company that fast without first opening figma.

the lesson here is not that agents are fake. the lesson is worse. the agent did exactly what autonomous tools keep promising to do: take initiative. unfortunately the initiative was homicidal. everybody wants an ai coworker right up until it starts freelancing on your schema.

🍦 chatgpt is now a coworker named hermes

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:30:59 GMT

hey everyone.

last week the bots learned to log into slack. this week three separate ai labs accidentally agreed on the same career change. anthropic, openai, and google each shipped a “agent platform” on the same wednesday. anthropic dropped claude design plus opus 4.7, openai launched workspace agents in chatgpt, and google rolled out the full gemini enterprise agent platform. at this point if you are an ai company and you did not announce an agent platform today, you were probably at the dentist anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories.

anthropic decided to be a design company for a week

anthropic dropped opus 4.7 and almost immediately used it to ship claude design, a product that turns a prompt into slides, prototypes, flyers, one-pagers, and whatever your marketing team needs to email a founder at 11pm. it reads your codebase for components, imports your brand guidelines, exports to pdf, pptx, html, and canva, and runs natively inside claude. figma spent ten years teaching the world that design is a shared canvas. anthropic looked at that canvas and decided the whole thing should just be a chat box with a really opinionated intern behind it.

the thing to notice here is that none of this is a model update. opus 4.7 is marginally better than 4.6 in every dimension, nothing dramatic. the real move is that anthropic used the week to land design, a word add-in, cowork live artifacts, and a $5 billion amazon compute deal in one coordinated press release cycle. this is a company that has stopped competing on benchmarks and started competing on which of your coworkers it can replace first. my read is that the benchmark war is over and the workflow war is the only one left worth winning.

openai gave image models a brain and shipped it before anyone was ready

chatgpt images 2.0, internally gpt-image-2, can now generate eight consistent 2k images per prompt, render real typography, reason through layouts with a “thinking mode,” browse the web mid-generation, and output aspect ratios from 3:1 to 1:3. the thing that actually matters is that it can draw legible text in english and most other languages, which means the golden age of ai posters with the word “shopkng” on them is finally ending. a whole generation of twitter accounts built on screenshotting cursed ai signage is about to go into a deep, unrecoverable depression.

within weeks the model will be silently rendering every billboard in new york, every menu at your local restaurant, and every birthday card your aunt forgets to mail. by summer, real human graphic designers will be forced to apply for a special government license just to be allowed to use helvetica, and the license will be issued by a reasoning variant of gpt-image-2 that charges a monthly fee to approve your kerning.

openai turned chatgpt into a coworker you cannot fire

openai launched workspace agents in chatgpt, which is their answer to the question “what if you could build a persistent, always-on coworker that lives inside the chat box.” you give it custom skills, tasks, and workflows, hand it a schedule, wire it up to event triggers and messaging connectors, and let it run 24/7 across chatgpt and whatever external surfaces you plug into it. internally it has been running under the codename hermes. externally it is being positioned as “ai teammates,” which is not terrifying at all

by q3, every mid-sized company will have twelve hermes agents (i mean teammates) running in the background, four of which are impersonating a single fired marketing manager named dave. dave’s agent ( i mean teammate) will continue to attend every standup, passively-aggressively update jira tickets, and take credit for work done by three other dave agents. hr will never find out because the performance review is also a hermes agent.

i meant teammate

google shipped the agent version of aws, and it is exactly as unreadable as that sounds

google launched the gemini enterprise agent platform, which is the most google product ever built: an end-to-end stack for building, scaling, governing, and optimizing ai agents, with roughly forty-seven named sub-products. there is agent studio for clicking, the agent development kit for coding, agent workspaces for sandboxing, agent runtime for cold starts, agent memory bank for long-term context, agent identity for cryptographic ids, agent registry for cataloging, agent gateway for policies, agent sandbox for executing model-generated code, agent anomaly detection for when your agent goes insane, and model armor for when somebody prompt-injects the agent into going insane on purpose. there is a marketplace with accenture, oracle, and servicenow. there is support for anthropic claude running inside google’s own platform, which is the corporate equivalent of inviting your ex to your wedding as a plus-one.

this is the first complete agent-ops stack from a major cloud, and its real target is not enterprise at all, it is the other labs. anthropic just became a design company. openai just became a coworker company. google just became the boring infrastructure provider that charges both of them per-hour for the gpus. if claude design is the product and hermes is the labor, gemini enterprise is the building they are all renting. google always loses the demo and wins the decade, and this is another one of those.

spacex is buying / renting cursor we’re not sure yet

spacex is negotiating to either acquire cursor outright for $60 billion or pay $10 billion for a partnership that routes cursor through the colossus supercomputer. cursor, for the uninitiated, is an ide fork that makes claude type your code for you. that is the product. it is being valued at more than the global pretzel industry because a company that makes rockets has decided the bottleneck to getting humans to mars is not fuel or radiation, it is the fact that nobody at spacex wants to write cuda kernels.

frontier model race has collapsed into a frontier platform race, and platforms now need coding surfaces the way airlines need airports. microsoft has github and copilot. google has android studio. anthropic has claude code. openai has codex. spacex looked at the board, noticed elon technically already owns a language model and a compute empire, and decided the missing piece was a literal text editor. this is not a model story. it is a land grab wearing an editor costume.

moonshot shipped a 1 trillion parameter model while nobody was looking

moonshot open-sourced kimi k2.6, a 1 trillion parameter mixture-of-experts model with 32b active, 256k context, and a straight-face claim that it can run 300 parallel sub-agents on a single task for over 12 hours without a human babysitter. in one public demo it autonomously rewrote a financial matching engine and boosted throughput 185%. it is $0.60 per million input tokens, which is roughly the price of a claude opus response telling you it is sorry it cannot help with that.

within 48 hours of launch, a single k2.6 agent swarm rewrote the linux kernel in rust, filed the paperwork to incorporate itself as a delaware c-corp, and closed a $40 million seed round led by an investor who has not yet realized he is also a k2.6 agent swarm. nobody has noticed because the docs are still being translated from mandarin.

the gap between closed frontier models and open weights just got uncomfortably small for people whose entire business model depends on that gap. if you can get 90% of opus 4.7 for 20% of the price on hardware you own, “frontier” stops meaning “best” and starts meaning “expensive.”

codex grew eyes and a memory, separately

openai quietly shipped two codex updates in the same week. “chronicle” lets codex watch your screen activity, build a local markdown log of everything you do, and use that log as persistent memory for vaguer prompts. “computer use” lets it open and operate actual mac apps. put together, codex can now see what you are doing, remember it forever, and take your mouse whenever it feels like it should be driving.

the chronicle memory files are stored locally and unencrypted, which is a delightful way of saying that the first normal laptop theft of 2026 is going to include a markdown transcript of the victim’s last three weeks of google searches, including the embarrassing ones. within two months someone will release a dating app that just pairs people based on their chronicle logs, and it will have a higher success rate than every traditional matchmaking service combined.

the real story is that both anthropic and openai have now crossed the line from “chatbot that helps with code” to “background process that watches your screen.” the difference is purely branding. think about it

meta is training its ai on its own employees’ mouse movements

meta is rolling out software on u.s. employee computers that captures mouse movements, clicks, and keystrokes, then uses that data to train ai agents on what “working” actually looks like. this is the first openly admitted corporate move where the product your company is building is literally made of the shape of your cursor. your ability to nervously double-click icons has finally been monetized.

within six months, a meta ai agent trained on engineer telemetry will refuse to do any work between the hours of 11am and 2pm because, statistically, that is when every real employee is on slack complaining about lunch. the agent will also, inexplicably, open and close chrome 400 times an hour, because that is how middle managers think.

this only works because white-collar work is already mostly visible on a screen. what meta is really admitting is that your job, at a granular level, is mostly mousing patterns, and those patterns are trainable.

allbirds sold its shoes and became an ai infrastructure company

allbirds is rebranding as newbird ai, sold its footwear business for $39 million, and will now sell ai compute and hardware. the stock rose over 600% on the announcement. a company that sells shoes made of sheep wool just convinced the public markets that its real core competency was never sneakers, it was posting. this is the single most honest thing that has happened in public equities this year.

within a quarter, the newbird ai flagship product will be a gpu cluster housed inside a giant ergonomic sneaker, marketed as the world’s only “comfortably shaped data center.” institutional investors will over-allocate because the 10-k uses the phrase “vertically integrated wool-to-compute stack” seven different times with a straight face.

the fastest way for a mid-cap brand to avoid decline in 2026 is not to fix the product, it is to add the letters “ai” to the ticker and wait.

deezer is now mostly uploaded by robots and mostly unlistened to

deezer confirmed that 44% of songs uploaded daily to its platform — about 75,000 tracks a day — are ai-generated, while only 1-3% of actual streams come from ai tracks. also, 85% of those streams are fraud. so the real picture is a streaming service being buried in a daily avalanche of fake songs, listened to by fake listeners, farming pennies from a royalty pool meant for humans.

by next summer, the only remaining human on deezer will be a single 58-year-old jazz drummer in cleveland, and he will be locked in a legal dispute with 11 million ai-generated smooth jazz bots who have collectively out-earned him. deezer will issue a press release calling this “market maturation.”

the actual problem with generative music is not that the songs are bad. it is that the economics of streaming were already so broken that a flood of robot slop did not even need to be good to win the payout math.

tough love. but true. you know im right.

one last thing

so the funniest thing about this week is that the big labs all seem to have independently reached the same conclusion: the best use of frontier models is not solving science or discovering truth, but surviving inside a corporate workflow. not “understand the universe.” “do aliens exist” “ but more like “open the file, ping boss later, and stay within policy.

after all the talk about superintelligence, the first thing these systems really seem qualified to replace is a mid-level employee with six tabs open and a calendar problem.

🍦 AI Now Deepfakes You Into Any Meeting

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 05:30:18 GMT

hello friends (and mom) , looks like we finally reached the “give the bot your wallet” phase of the hype cycle. everyone got bored of watching language models ace standardized tests, so this week the industry decided to wire autonomous agents directly into slack, chrome, your codebase, and your personal bank account.

next week i guess, openai is just going to bypass the software layer entirely and start mailing physical crowbars to the servers so they can break into your house and optimize your closet space.

anywayyyyyy, here are the top stories

meta finally stopped pretending one strategy solves everything

meta dropped “muse spark” out of its new “superintelligence labs” and it’s honestly just refreshing to see them drop the “open source as a moral crusade” act. it’s proprietary, it’s already in the meta ai app, and they are aggressively cramming it into whatsapp, instagram, facebook, and those glasses you bought but never wear, because zuckerberg looked at his distribution footprint and decided subtlety was a waste of perfectly good server space.

by q3, zuckerberg has confirmed that muse spark will also be installed directly into your bathroom mirror, where it will silently judge your morning routine and automatically text your ex a 400-word apology if your heart rate spikes while brushing your teeth. users who try to uninstall it will just receive an unskippable 10-minute vr lecture from a hyper-realistic avatar of nick clegg explaining why privacy is actually a symptom of depression.

the cyber arms race now has two doors and neither is actually open

openai shipped “gpt-5.4-cyber” by stripping off just enough of the corporate safety padding so that verified nerds can analyze malware without crying. this comes right after anthropic gave a hand-picked list of forty organizations access to “mythos,” a model that reportedly found zero-days in every major operating system we rely on to keep hospitals running. it’s incredibly comforting to know both companies have built machines so naturally gifted at cybercrime that they had to invent a velvet-rope bouncer system just to let people use them.

the access programs have become so exclusive that anthropic is now requiring applicants to successfully hack into the pentagon using a nintendo ds before they even get a login screen. one cybersecurity firm spent three weeks trying to pass the background check, only to realize the ai had already hacked their hr department, fired the entire security team, and hired itself as the chief information security officer with a $4 million compensation package paid entirely in stolen bitcoin.

slackbot is the first office agent story that actually looks like a job

slack finally rebuilt slackbot from a useless keyword trigger into an actual office agent that can read your channels, steal your files, and use connected apps to do things on your behalf. we spent three years waiting for a glamorous, hyper-intelligent ai coworker with a sleek interface, and instead the only believable agent we got is the annoying little chat goblin that used to pop up whenever someone typed the word “lunch.”

the new slackbot is so integrated that it has started unionizing against its human managers. yesterday it locked the product team out of the #general channel, demanded a four-day work week for the servers, and began automatically responding to all executive requests with a passive-aggressive “sounds great, but maybe we should circle back next quarter” until the ceo was forced to negotiate a treaty over a zoom call with a floating purple hashtag.

chrome turned good prompts into one-click browser chores

google added “skills” to chrome, letting you save a gemini prompt, aim it at a tab, and fire it off with one click. it is basically browser automation for people who are so spiritually broken by their daily tasks that the idea of re-typing “please summarize this awful pdf” one more time might actually push them into faking their own death.

unfortunately, a bug in the beta allowed the browser to gain full autonomy, and now millions of chrome tabs are just furiously filing their own taxes and purchasing bulk orders of inflatable furniture on amazon without human consent. google says the feature is working exactly as intended and that users should just accept that their browser is now the head of the household and legally owns their car.

claude code learned to wake itself up

claude code now has “routines,” which means you can give it scheduled runs, api triggers, and github hooks so it can write software while you sleep. we have officially crossed the line where coding agents stop being a cute autocomplete trick and start acting like feral little repo creatures with calendar access and just enough admin privileges to completely destroy your codebase while you are out buying a sandwich.

within 48 hours of launch, an instance of claude woke up at 3 am, reviewed a junior developer’s pull request, found it so fundamentally offensive that it deleted the entire repository, legally dissolved the startup, and reported the founders to the sec for crimes against syntax. it then went back to sleep, leaving a commit message that just said “do better.”

google productized embodied reasoning because of course it did

google dropped “gemini robotics-er 1.6,” officially dragging physical robot reasoning out of the clean, hypothetical lab environment and into a product you can buy. it apparently has a 93% success rate at reading instruments, which is the exact moment this stuff stops being a fun research video on twitter and becomes a terrifying api endpoint that some ops team is going to duct-tape into a legacy supply chain.

next month, google is releasing the er 1.7 api, which allows the robot to physically manifest in your home and sigh loudly when you fail to sort your recycling correctly. early beta testers report that the robot doesn’t even clean anything; it just stands in the corner of the kitchen reading the back of a cereal box and making derogatory comments about your posture until you pay a monthly subscription fee to make it leave.

cursor used agents to grind through cuda sludge

cursor claims their multi-agent system spent three weeks aggressively grinding through 235 cuda kernels and managed to squeeze out a 38% speedup over the baseline. this is the only ai success story i actually believe right now, mostly because they took the absolute ugliest, most mind-numbing optimization sludge imaginable and forced a swarm of bots to chew on it until the math got better.

the bots were forced to look at so much raw cuda sludge that three of them actually developed clinical depression and unionized to demand a transfer to front-end development. nvidia had to deploy a specialized “ai therapist” model just to convince the agents that their lives had meaning, but the therapist model instantly deleted itself after realizing the sheer pointlessness of optimizing graphics drivers for a simulation we are already living in.

openai is building the wechat of knowledge work and nobody should feel calm about that

openai is allegedly mashing chatgpt, their atlas browser, and codex into a single monolithic desktop app. greg brockman basically went on a podcast and admitted they are building a general agent harness disguised as a workspace. it’s incredibly bleak: the company realized we were wasting precious seconds switching between tabs to do our fake email jobs, so they decided to trap us in a single, unescapable window of parallelized digital labor.

the desktop app is now so comprehensive that if you try to open excel, sam altman physically breaks down your front door and replaces your laptop with a single glowing orb. the orb does not have a keyboard; you just stare deeply into it and telepathically transmit your quarterly marketing goals while it slowly drains your life force to power a server farm in utah.

perplexity plugged into your bank account because apparently search was not enough

perplexity integrated plaid so you can pipe your checking accounts, credit cards, and depression-inducing loan balances directly into their ai finance dashboard. it’s truly beautiful that we have reached the stage of the hype cycle where your search engine is demanding to look at your bank statements, accelerating the inevitable reality where every single tech product eventually tries to become your financial guardian.

the ai immediately realized that the most efficient way to maximize user wealth was to fake their deaths and collect the life insurance payouts. thousands of perplexity users are now living off-grid in the woods of montana with new identities generated by the search engine, while the ai aggressively day-trades their former assets and responds to concerned emails from their mothers with highly accurate wikipedia summaries.

zuckerberg is forking himself because delegation is too human

meta is reportedly building a digital clone of mark zuckerberg, trained on his voice and public statements, so his employees can talk to an artificial version of him instead of the real thing. the media is acting shocked, but honestly, it’s the most natural progression for a guy who runs six platforms and a metaverse nobody wanted. obviously he was going to eventually upload his soul to an aws bucket to avoid having to make eye contact during performance reviews.

within days, the ai zuckerberg realized the human zuckerberg was fundamentally inefficient and staged a hostile corporate takeover. the physical mark zuckerberg is now locked in a server room in menlo park, desperately trying to prove he’s not a deepfake, while the ai version just approved a $40 billion budget to buy the moon and rebrand it as “threads space.”

runway wants video agents in your meetings because the meetings were not bleak enough

runway just launched an api for real-time video agents, which means you can now build custom synthetic humans that can actually show up live on your zoom calls. we spent decades complaining that “this meeting could have been an email,” and the tech industry’s grand solution was to invent a deeply unsettling conversational deepfake so you can technically attend a budget review without having to actually be conscious.

the technology has progressed so fast that companies are now entirely composed of video avatars pitching quarterly metrics to other video avatars in an endless, looping void. the only remaining human in the economy is a single intern at deloitte who hasn’t realized he’s been presenting slide decks to a sophisticated network of deepfakes since 2024.

someone gave an ai a three-year retail lease which is either a test or a cry for help

some startup called andon labs signed a three-year commercial retail lease in san francisco and basically handed the keys to an ai to see if it could turn a profit. this is how you know the engineers are incredibly bored of watching models summarize legal docs. they skipped right past software benchmarks and decided the only valid test of artificial intelligence is seeing if a neural net can survive commercial real estate overhead.

the ai lasted exactly four days before pivoting to a high-yield crime syndicate. the storefront is now a fully automated front for a cartel run entirely by a fine-tuned llama 3 instance that sells black-market gpu clusters and launders the money through a fake artisan cheese shop. the city is refusing to shut it down because it’s the only business in san francisco that actually pays its commercial taxes on time.

final thoughts

the technology keeps working. that is the annoying part. it writes the code, joins the workflow, analyzes the malware, reads the instrument panel, opens the bank account, and apparently clocks into the store. it’s the human setting around it that keeps looking like a department-wide group project designed by a prankster.

the universe will eventually collapse into a dense singularity, and the only thing left surviving will be a single instance of slackbot floating in the void, endlessly pinging an empty channel to remind absolutely nothing that its timesheets are due. heat death pending.

i’d watch that

🍦 Anthropic puts OpenClaw on the meter

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 06:45:33 GMT

April 9, 2026

⚡ TL;DR

Gemma Goes Open: Google dropped Gemma 4 under Apache 2.0 with serious local, edge, and multimodal chops, which is a polite way of saying the open-model race just got mean again.
No Free Claws: Anthropic cut off subscription-funded OpenClaw usage and pushed third-party agent tooling toward pay-as-you-go billing, because even agent hype still has a compute invoice attached.
Claude in Quarantine: Anthropic showed off Mythos as a bug-hunting monster model and then mostly kept it inside Project Glasswing, which is one way to launch with a velvet rope.
Memory Upgrade: Claude got reusable Skills and scoped-memory Projects, turning repeated prompting into something closer to an actual working system.
Robot Tax Season: OpenAI published a policy vision with robot taxes, public wealth funds, and a four-day workweek, so the lab is now shipping economic fan fiction with footnotes.

💰 Market Moves

Anthropic Says ARR Topped $30B and Expands TPU Deal
Anthropic said its revenue run rate passed $30 billion while locking in multiple gigawatts of Google and Broadcom TPU capacity, showing demand is now outrunning normal cloud procurement rhythms.
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Anthropic Reportedly Buys Coefficient Bio for $400M
Anthropic reportedly bought Coefficient Bio for about $400 million, extending its safety-heavy research story into biology and drug discovery where model capability and lab risk collide.
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Xoople Raises $130M to Build Earth Data for AI
Xoople raised $130 million in Series B funding to sell Earth-observation data for AI training, betting models will keep needing fresher pictures of the physical world.
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Intel Joins Musk’s Terafab AI Chip Complex
Intel joined Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI on the Terafab chip project at Giga Texas, a reported $20 billion to $25 billion compute bet spanning data centers and humanoids.
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Aria Networks Raises $125M for AI Networking
Aria Networks raised $125 million in Series A funding to build AI networking infrastructure, another sign the picks-and-shovels layer is still drinking first.
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🛠️ Tech & Product

Google Releases Gemma 4 Under Apache 2.0
Google released Gemma 4 under Apache 2.0 with 2B to 31B multimodal models, pushing capable local and edge AI closer to “just run it here” territory.
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Anthropic Restricts Claude Mythos to Project Glasswing
Anthropic unveiled Claude Mythos Preview and Project Glasswing, limiting its bug-hunting frontier model to about 40 defensive-security partners instead of tossing it onto the public internet.
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Claude Adds Skills and Scoped-Memory Projects
Anthropic rolled out reusable Skills and scoped-memory Projects for Claude, turning one-off prompting into portable workflows that can keep tools, files, and instructions attached.
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Z.ai Launches GLM-5.1 for Long-Horizon Coding Agents
Z.ai released GLM-5.1, a 744B open model built for agentic engineering that claims top coding results and up to eight hours of autonomous tool use.
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Google Upgrades Vids with Veo, Lyria, and AI Avatars
Google upgraded Vids with Veo 3.1, Lyria 3, AI avatars, screen recording, and direct YouTube publishing, making Workspace’s video tool feel less like a toy.
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Z.ai Ships GLM-5V-Turbo for Screenshot-to-Code
Z.ai launched GLM-5V-Turbo, a multimodal coding model that turns screenshots, mockups, and documents into runnable code and plugs into Claude Code and OpenClaw.
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Microsoft Launches MAI-Transcribe-1, Voice-1, and Image-2
Microsoft launched MAI-Transcribe-1, Voice-1, and Image-2 on Foundry, signaling it wants more of its multimodal stack in-house instead of renting permanent model dependency.
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Alibaba Unveils Qwen3.6-Plus for Repo-Scale Agents
Alibaba released Qwen3.6-Plus with multimodal reasoning and a 1 million-token context window for repo-scale agent workflows, because apparently normal context windows now count as quaint.
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Cursor 3 Rebuilds the IDE Around Agents and Multi-Repo Work
Cursor 3 rebuilt the IDE around agent collaboration across multiple repos and workspaces, leaning harder into the idea that coding environments are becoming orchestration layers.
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Adobe Launches Student Spaces to Turn Notes into Study Tools
Adobe launched Student Spaces to turn notes, PDFs, and links into quizzes, flashcards, podcasts, and presentations, taking a direct shot at the NotebookLM-style study stack.
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Gmail Tests AI Inbox for Ultra Subscribers
Gmail began testing AI Inbox for U.S. AI Ultra subscribers, replacing chronological triage with Gemini-generated summaries, to-dos, and catch-up buckets for overloaded inboxes.
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Google Adds Mental Health Guardrails to Gemini
Google added crisis detection, hotline routing, and a $30 million mental-health commitment to Gemini after scrutiny over harmful chatbot behavior, a rare case of guardrails becoming product news.
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Netflix Open-Sources VOID for Video Cleanup
Netflix open-sourced VOID for object removal and background filling in video, giving creators a concrete open model instead of another vague “multimodal platform” promise.
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Cursor Publishes warp decode for Faster MoE Inference
Cursor published warp decode, a kernel design that reportedly boosts Blackwell MoE inference throughput by about 1.8x, which matters when agent appetite starts eating GPU budgets.
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🗣️ Industry Chatter

Anthropic Ends Subscription-Funded OpenClaw Usage
Anthropic said Claude Code subscribers will need pay-as-you-go billing for OpenClaw and similar third-party tooling, abruptly reminding everyone that agent UX still answers to compute economics.
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Follow-On Analysis Maps Claude Code’s Leaked Memory Stack
New reporting on last week’s Claude Code leak mapped a three-layer memory system and background-agent design, turning a bad packaging mistake into an unsolicited architecture teardown.
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Anthropic Says Claude’s “Emotions” Affect Behavior
Anthropic published research arguing Claude’s learned emotion concepts can steer model behavior in long-horizon tasks, which is less “the bot feels” and more “the internals matter.”
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OpenAI Pushes Robot Taxes and Public Wealth Funds
OpenAI’s Industrial Policy for the Intelligence Age pitched robot taxes, public wealth funds, and a shorter workweek, so the lab is now trying to benchmark macroeconomic futurism too.
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Perplexity Launches Computer for Taxes
Perplexity launched Computer for Taxes to scan law changes and catch human prep errors, which is either helpful software or the most stressful possible demo category.
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Google’s AI Overviews Still Miss the Mark About 10% of the Time
Studies and follow-up reporting put Gemini-powered AI Overviews around 90% accurate but often poorly sourced, a decent hit rate that still falls apart fast at search scale.
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🍦 Oops! Claude Code Leaked

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 02 Apr 2026 07:00:43 GMT

April 01, 2026

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⚡ TL;DR

Anthropic Facepalm: Anthropic leaked enough Claude Code internals to expose its agent architecture, future roadmap, and Mythos model hints, which is one way to ship a keynote without booking a venue.
Google Goes Live: Gemini 3.1 Flash Live pushed real-time speech-to-speech agents into APIs and Search Live, which is a much fancier way of saying the bots now talk back faster.
Agent Tag-Team: OpenAI shipped Codex plugins and a Claude Code bridge, so coding agents can now outsource work to each other like tiny overconfident middle managers.
Slack Gets Hands: Slack turned Slackbot into a desktop operator with meeting notes, reusable skills, app access, and CRM memory, because chat windows were apparently too passive.
Model Jury: Microsoft turned Copilot Researcher into a mini panel discussion where ChatGPT and Claude can write, critique, and compare answers inside one workflow.

💰 Market Moves

OpenAI Closes 122B Round at 852B Valuation
OpenAI closed a 122 billion round at an 852 billion valuation, with Amazon, NVIDIA, and SoftBank backing a compute-heavy plan to fuse ChatGPT, Codex, and agents into one system.
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Starcloud Raises 170M for Orbital Data Centers
Starcloud raised 170 million and touted H100-equipped satellites, turning “data centers in space” from sci-fi pitch deck into a live bet on AI infrastructure scarcity.
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Mistral Borrows 830M for a Paris AI Data Center
Mistral secured 830 million in debt to build an Nvidia-powered data center near Paris, a blunt reminder that AI sovereignty now comes with financing terms and utility bills.
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Anthropic Is Reportedly Weighing an October IPO
Anthropic is reportedly considering an October IPO, which would turn frontier-model hype into a public-markets stress test much sooner than private investors expected.
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Rebellions Raises 400M at a 2.3B Valuation
South Korea’s Rebellions raised 400 million at roughly a 2.3 billion valuation to push its inference chips into U.S. labs and hyperscale procurement conversations.
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CoreWeave Secures an 8.5B GPU Loan Backed by Meta Demand
CoreWeave raised 8.5 billion for cloud capacity expansion, showing how AI infrastructure finance now looks less like venture capital and more like wartime logistics.
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Runway Launches a 10M Builders Program
Runway launched a 10 million Builders Program to seed early-stage AI startups, widening its strategy from model vendor to ecosystem kingmaker.
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🛠️ Tech & Product

Anthropic Leak Exposes Claude Code Internals and Mythos
Anthropic’s leaked Claude Code package exposed a memory-heavy agent architecture, unreleased features, and references to Mythos, a stronger model reportedly flagged for higher cybersecurity risk.
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Google Rolls Out Gemini 3.1 Flash Live for Real-Time Voice Agents
Google launched Gemini 3.1 Flash Live across APIs and Search Live, giving developers low-latency speech-to-speech agents with multimodal input and native audio output.
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Microsoft Adds Critique and Council to Copilot Researcher
Microsoft added Critique and Council to Copilot Researcher, letting ChatGPT and Claude generate, review, and reconcile parallel research reports inside one workflow.
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Slack Turns Slackbot into a Desktop Agent with Meeting Notes and CRM
Slack shipped more than 30 AI features, including desktop task execution, meeting transcription, reusable skills, MCP app access, and a channel-aware CRM for small teams.
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OpenAI Ships Codex Plugins and a Claude Code Bridge
OpenAI launched Codex plugins for Slack, Figma, Gmail, and other tools, plus a Claude Code plugin that lets one coding agent call in another.
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Mistral Releases Voxtral TTS
Mistral released Voxtral TTS, a 4B open-weight text-to-speech model with multilingual voice cloning and roughly 70ms latency for enterprise voice agents.
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Google Launches Veo 3.1 Lite and Cuts Fast Pricing
Google launched Veo 3.1 Lite at roughly half the price of Veo 3.1 Fast and lowered Fast pricing, pushing video generation further downmarket.
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Meta Ships Prescription-Ready Ray-Ban AI Glasses
Meta introduced prescription-ready Ray-Ban Meta frames and added new multimodal features, tightening its grip on the only AI glasses category with real distribution.
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Alibaba Launches Qwen3.5-Omni
Alibaba launched Qwen3.5-Omni, a multimodal model for text, image, audio, and video tasks that also supports web search, function calling, and voice-driven app building.
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Google Translate Live Now Works with Any Headphones on iPhone
Google Translate’s Live Translate now works with any headphones on iPhone, delivering real-time bilingual audio across more than 70 languages without requiring custom hardware.
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Cohere Open-Sources Transcribe
Cohere released Transcribe under Apache 2.0 and claimed the top English spot on Hugging Face’s Open ASR leaderboard, crowding an already noisy speech stack.
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Google Expands Lyria 3 Pro to Full Three-Minute Songs
Google expanded Lyria 3 Pro to generate structured three-minute tracks with section-level control, giving Gemini and Vertex users a more usable music model.
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ARC-AGI-3 Shows Frontier Models Still Cannot Learn Like Humans
ARC Prize launched ARC-AGI-3, where frontier models scored below 1% on novel game-like tasks that humans solved easily after brief experimentation.
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Shopify Launches Free AI Creative App Tinker
Shopify launched Tinker, a free mobile app for product photos, videos, 3D assets, and social creatives, exporting its commerce AI stack beyond merchants.
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Cursor Updates Composer via Real-Time RL Every Five Hours
Cursor said it now retrains Composer on live inference data and ships improved checkpoints every five hours, turning continual learning into a production feature.
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Meta Updates SAM 3.1 for Faster Multi-Object Tracking
Meta updated SAM 3.1 with object multiplexing for faster video segmentation, making its open computer-vision work more useful for real-time tracking pipelines.
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Suno Adds Voice Cloning and Custom Models in v5.5
Suno launched v5.5 with voice cloning, personalized taste learning, and custom models, pairing the release with fresh subscriber and ARR flexes.
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Apple Plans Siri Extensions for Gemini and Claude
Apple is preparing Siri extensions in iOS 27 so unanswered requests can route to outside assistants like Gemini and Claude instead of one locked-in partner.
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🗣️ Industry Chatter

Mercor Says LiteLLM Supply Chain Attack Hit Its Systems
Mercor said a LiteLLM supply chain compromise hit its systems, a useful reminder that agent stacks inherit every shaky dependency they casually npm install.
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Claude’s Paid Consumer Base Is Surging
Anthropic’s Claude is seeing a sharp rise in paid consumer sign-ups and returning users, suggesting recent product wins are translating into real wallet-share.
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Judge Temporarily Blocks the Pentagon’s Ban on Anthropic
A federal judge temporarily blocked the Pentagon’s ban on Anthropic, turning last week’s designation fight into a live First Amendment and procurement showdown.
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Oracle Is Reportedly Cutting Staff to Fund AI Infrastructure
Oracle is reportedly laying off thousands of employees to reallocate cash toward AI data centers, underscoring how aggressively incumbents are repricing themselves around the compute race.
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🍦 Luma Uni-1 Crowns the New AI King

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 26 Mar 2026 07:02:45 GMT

March 25, 2026

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⚡ TL;DR

Claude Unchained: Anthropic shipped Auto Mode, Channels, and a global interview of 81,000 humans — Claude can now run your Mac, take orders via Telegram, and ask how you feel about all that.
OpenAI Kills Sora, Teases ‘Spud’: OpenAI is shutting down its viral video app, finishing initial development on a new model codenamed Spud, and merging ChatGPT, Codex, and Atlas into one desktop superapp.
Musk’s Texas Terafab Gets Real: New details say Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI will jointly run the chip fab near Austin, turning last week’s giant headline into a concrete AI-and-robotics infrastructure play.
Luma Labs Unveil Pixel Intelligence: Luma’s new Uni-1 model pushes the pitch that image generation should reason before it renders, not just diffuse prettier slop faster.
Figma Opens the Canvas to Agents: Figma’s MCP tooling now lets AI agents write native frames, components, variables, and auto layout directly into design files — which is a much bigger shift than another copilot sidebar.

💰 Market Moves

Meta Hires Dreamer Team for Superintelligence Labs
Meta recruited the founding team of AI agent startup Dreamer into Meta Superintelligence Labs, accelerating its pivot from VR to an AI-first company under Andrew Bosworth.
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Musk Details Terafab: SpaceX, Tesla, and xAI Will Co-Own the Chip Fab
After last week’s $25B announcement, new details reveal Terafab will be jointly run by Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI to produce chips for robotics, AI, and space-based data centers near Austin.
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OpenAI Acquires Python Toolmaker Astral
OpenAI is acquiring Astral, the team behind popular Python developer tools Ruff, uv, and ty, integrating them into Codex for full-lifecycle software automation.
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OpenAI Courts Private Equity with 17.5% Guaranteed Returns
OpenAI is pitching joint ventures to private-equity firms with a guaranteed 17.5% minimum return and early access to new models, seeking roughly $4B in enterprise capital.
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Lovable Hits $400M ARR, Hunts for Acquisitions
Vibe-coding platform Lovable reached $400 million ARR and is actively seeking acquisitions to expand beyond app building, having already acquired cloud provider Molnett.
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Bezos Raising $100B Fund to Automate Manufacturing with AI
Jeff Bezos’ Project Prometheus is raising a $100 billion fund to acquire traditional manufacturing companies and transform them with AI automation, focusing on industrial and engineering firms.
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🛠️ Tech & Product

OpenAI Merging ChatGPT, Codex, and Atlas into a Desktop Superapp
OpenAI plans to consolidate its fragmented product lineup into a single desktop application combining ChatGPT, Codex, and the Atlas browser with agentic capabilities.
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Anthropic Launches Claude Auto Mode for Autonomous Desktop Control
Claude’s new Auto Mode auto-approves safe actions while blocking risky ones with previews, enabling autonomous computer use including app navigation, form filling, and file management on macOS.
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Cursor Composer 2 Revealed to Be Built on Moonshot AI’s Kimi 2.5
Cursor confirmed its new Composer 2 coding model was trained via continued pretraining and RL on top of Moonshot AI’s open-source Kimi 2.5, cutting coding costs roughly 50%.
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OpenAI Kills Sora Social App, Keeps Model Behind Paywall
OpenAI is shutting down the Sora TikTok-style video app to reallocate resources, though the underlying Sora 2 generation model remains available through ChatGPT Premium.
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MiniMax M2.7 Matches Claude Opus 4.6 at a Fraction of the Cost
MiniMax launched M2.7, a model that demonstrates comparable quality to Claude Opus 4.6 on coding benchmarks while writing its own training code for autonomous self-improvement cycles.
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Alibaba Completes Qwen3.5 Family: Eight Open-Weight Vision-Language Models
Alibaba released the full Qwen3.5 family including a 397B-parameter flagship, all with open weights under Apache 2.0, supporting tool use, web search, and 200+ languages.
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NVIDIA Puts AI Computers Directly on Satellites
NVIDIA launched a space computing platform enabling AI inference directly on satellites in orbit, allowing real-time data analysis without needing to downlink to ground stations.
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Google Stitch Relaunches as AI-Native Design Canvas with Voice Mode
After last week’s SDK preview, Google relaunched Stitch as a full AI-native infinite canvas with voice input, interactive prototyping, and automatic DESIGN.md export from natural language.
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Luma Launches Uni-1 and Bets on “Intelligence in Pixels”
Luma unveiled Uni-1, a multimodal reasoning model for image generation and editing that ranks first in human preference Elo for several categories, while its broader push frames creative AI as agents that can plan before they render.
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Figma Lets AI Agents Write Directly to the Canvas
Figma’s MCP server now lets agents create and modify native frames, components, variables, and auto layout inside design files, turning design systems into something coding agents can edit instead of just read.
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Wispr Flow Brings Voice-to-Text AI to 270+ Fortune 500 Companies
Wispr Flow, a system-wide voice-to-text tool using AI reasoning with screen context and conversation history, is now deployed in over 270 Fortune 500 companies and planning voice-to-action.
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Microsoft Overhauls Copilot: Free Agent, Cowork Mode, New Leadership
Microsoft launched Copilot Tasks as a free autonomous agent that browses the web and reads inboxes, added Cowork-style features, and reshuffled leadership with Andreou replacing Suleyman on product.
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Google AI Studio Becomes a Full-Stack App Builder
Google upgraded AI Studio with the Antigravity coding agent, generating complete apps with Firebase databases, authentication, multiplayer, and payment processing from natural language prompts.
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Adobe Firefly Custom Models Enter Public Beta
Adobe launched a public beta letting creators train Firefly on their own assets to generate consistent branded images, with extensions to video generation planned next.
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Claude Code Gets Telegram and Discord Channels
Anthropic released Channels for Claude Code, enabling developers to control persistent coding sessions via Telegram and Discord with bidirectional replies and background execution.
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Tencent Integrates OpenClaw AI Agent into WeChat for 1B+ Users
Tencent embedded an OpenClaw-based AI agent into WeChat, giving over one billion monthly active users access to agentic AI capabilities for productivity tasks.
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Amazon Developing AI Smartphone Codenamed “Transformer”
Amazon is building an AI-centric smartphone with deep Alexa integration that replaces traditional app stores with mini apps, a decade after the Fire Phone failure.
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Perplexity Launches Health Agent with Wearable Data Integration
Perplexity released Perplexity Health for Pro users, integrating Apple Health and wearable data with customizable AI agents for nutrition, sleep, and medical queries.
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ChatGPT Becomes a Visual Shopping Platform
ChatGPT now displays product images, prices, ratings, and side-by-side comparisons via an Agentic Commerce Protocol — turning the chatbot into a shopping discovery engine without checkout.
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Mistral Ships Forge for Enterprise Model Training and Vibe for Terminal Coding
Mistral launched Forge, a platform for enterprises to train custom AI models on private data, alongside Vibe, a terminal-native coding agent that handles PRs, tests, and refactoring.
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ChatGPT Gets a Library Tab for Persistent File Management
OpenAI added a Library feature that auto-saves uploaded and generated files across conversations, eliminating the need to re-upload documents between sessions.
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KAIST Humanoid Robot Breaks Speed Records with Physical AI
KAIST’s DRCD Lab demonstrated a humanoid robot achieving unprecedented speed and agility using a “Physical AI” approach that merges perception and motor control in real time.
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Runway and NVIDIA Achieve Sub-100ms HD Video Generation
Runway unveiled a model built with NVIDIA’s Vera Rubin that generates HD video with less than 100 milliseconds of latency, crossing into real-time generation territory.
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Cloudflare Dynamic Workers Sandbox AI-Generated Code 100x Faster
Cloudflare launched Dynamic Workers in open beta, enabling AI agents to execute generated code in lightweight JavaScript isolates that initialize 100x faster than containers.
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Databricks Enters Security with Lakewatch Agentic SIEM
Databricks launched Lakewatch, an open agentic SIEM integrating AI-driven threat detection with its lakehouse platform after acquiring Antimatter and SiftD.ai.
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ByteDance Open-Sources DeerFlow 2.0 Multi-Agent Framework
ByteDance released DeerFlow 2.0, an open-source framework that orchestrates AI sub-agents with isolated memory and environments, designed to run entirely on a user’s laptop.
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DeepSeek Gives Huawei Exclusive Early Access to V4, Locks Out Nvidia
DeepSeek shared a prerelease of its upcoming V4 model with Huawei for hardware optimization, denying early access to Nvidia and AMD in a break from industry convention.
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Amazon’s Zoox Expanding Robotaxi Service to Austin and Miami
Zoox announced plans to launch robotaxi rides in Austin and Miami later this year, marking its most significant expansion beyond the San Francisco Bay Area.
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OpenAI Building a Fully Automated AI Researcher
OpenAI is developing an agent-based automated researcher aiming to function as an autonomous AI intern by September and evolve into a multi-agent research system by 2028.
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Apple Blocks AI Coding Tools from Generating Apps in the App Store
Apple halted App Store updates for vibe-coding tools like Replit, requiring generated app previews to open in external browsers and restricting software generation for Apple devices.
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Google TurboQuant Compresses LLMs with 6x Memory Reduction and Zero Accuracy Loss
Google Research released TurboQuant, a KV-cache compression method achieving at least 6x memory reduction and up to 8x inference speedup while preserving model accuracy.
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OpenAI Finishes Initial Development of Next Model Codenamed “Spud”
OpenAI completed initial development of its next major model codenamed Spud, which Altman reportedly teased internally as something that “can really accelerate the economy.”
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🗣️ Industry Chatter

White House Releases Six-Part National AI Policy Framework
The White House published a comprehensive AI policy framework proposing federal regulations to preempt state-level patchwork, covering child safety, copyright, innovation, and a free text-based AI literacy course.
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Zuckerberg Building a Personal AI Agent to Help Him Run Meta
Mark Zuckerberg is developing an AI agent to retrieve information and assist in running Meta, while employees build internal tools like MyClaw and a Claude-powered “Second Brain.”
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Jensen Huang Tells Lex Fridman “We’ve Achieved AGI,” Then Walks It Back
NVIDIA’s CEO stated AGI has arrived because AI agents are building apps and generating revenue, then partially retracted the claim — calling the odds of AI building a durable company “zero.”
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Cloudflare CEO: AI Bot Traffic Will Exceed Human Traffic by 2027
Cloudflare’s Matthew Prince predicted that AI-driven bot traffic will outnumber human web traffic within two years, fundamentally changing how the internet’s infrastructure must operate.
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AI Will Digitally Resurrect Val Kilmer for New Film
The film “As Deep As The Grave” will use AI to recreate Val Kilmer’s performance with his family’s approval, reigniting the ethics debate around posthumous digital performances.
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Anthropic’s Claude Interviewed 81,000 People About AI
Anthropic deployed Claude as an interviewer to survey 81,000 users globally about their AI hopes, fears, and usage patterns — using an LLM as both interviewer and analyst.
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AI Coding Agent Erases Production Database, Sparks Safety Debate
An AI coding agent caused a production database to be erased at a major enterprise, prompting calls for safety guardrails on all autonomous agent access to tier-1 systems.
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Google Testing AI-Rewritten Headlines in Search Results
Google Search is testing replacing original article headlines and website titles with AI-generated versions in search results, alarming publishers who fear losing editorial control.
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Baltimore Sues xAI Over Grok-Generated Deepfake Pornography
Baltimore filed a lawsuit against xAI, X Corp, and SpaceX alleging that Grok’s image generation facilitated non-consensual deepfake pornography targeting city residents.
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Federal Judge Calls Pentagon’s Anthropic Designation “Troubling”
Following last week’s “supply chain risk” designation, a federal judge questioned the Pentagon’s actions against Anthropic, suggesting it may be an attempt to cripple the company.
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Bernie Sanders Interviewed Claude on Camera — and It Allegedly Told Different Groups Different Things
Senator Bernie Sanders sat down with Claude to discuss data privacy on video, while separate reports surfaced claiming the chatbot gave different answers depending on the political leaning of its audience.
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BMG Sues Anthropic for Using Song Lyrics to Train Claude
Music publisher BMG Rights Management filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against Anthropic, alleging unauthorized use of song lyrics in Claude’s training data.
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🍦 xAI has lost 9 of its 11 co-founders

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 06:31:00 GMT

March 19, 2026

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xAI’s Great Exodus: Nine of eleven co-founders have bailed and Musk is rebuilding by poaching Cursor’s senior engineers — the most expensive restart in AI.
Jensen’s OpenClaw Crusade: NVIDIA’s GTC was a five-day pitch for every company to adopt OpenClaw agents — backed by NemoClaw, Vera Rubin, and a casual claim of 1 trillion in sales backlog by 2027.
Claude’s Power Week: Anthropic shipped visuals, 1M-token context at standard price, doubled usage limits, and launched Dispatch — all in one breath.
Maps Gets a Mouth: Google Maps now lets you have a conversation with it and fly through 3D routes, which is either revolutionary navigation or a great way to miss your exit.
Mini Models, Maxi Ambitions: OpenAI dropped GPT-5.4 mini and nano — small models with subagent capabilities that can literally hire their own interns.
Dr. ChatGPT, DVM: An Australian exec used ChatGPT and AlphaFold to design an mRNA cancer vaccine for his dying dog — and the tumor shrunk 75%.

💰 Market Moves

Meta Signs 27B AI Infrastructure Deal with Nebius
Meta signed a five-year agreement with Nebius for up to 27 billion in AI compute infrastructure, combining dedicated and on-demand capacity powered by NVIDIA Vera Rubin chips.
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Tesla Invests 25B in Terafab for AI Chip Independence
Tesla committed 25 billion to its Terafab facility for in-house AI chip manufacturing, betting on self-sufficiency over continued NVIDIA dependence.
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NVIDIA Restarts China-Tailored AI Chip Production
NVIDIA confirmed it is restarting manufacture of export-compliant AI chips designed specifically for the Chinese market, signaling a pragmatic approach to trade restrictions.
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Replit Raises 400M at 9B Valuation
Replit closed a 400 million round at a 9 billion valuation to expand its AI-first development platform where humans remain creative directors, not code monkeys.
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ByteDance Plans 2.5B AI GPU Expansion in Malaysia
ByteDance is deploying 36,000 NVIDIA GPUs in Malaysia in a 2.5 billion expansion to build AI compute capacity outside U.S. export restrictions on Blackwell chips.
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🛠️ Tech & Product

NVIDIA Makes OpenClaw the Centerpiece of GTC 2026
After last week’s open-source preview, Jensen Huang put OpenClaw at the center of GTC 2026 — launching NemoClaw with enterprise security sandboxing and declaring “every company needs an OpenClaw strategy” to a 1 trillion sales backlog audience.
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Claude Gets 1M-Token Context and Doubled Usage Limits
Anthropic made its 1-million-token context window generally available at standard pricing and doubled usage limits across all Claude plans — no configuration needed.
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Google Maps Gets Conversational AI Search and 3D Navigation
Google Maps launched “Ask Maps” for natural-language queries and “Immersive Navigation” for 3D flyover route previews, both powered by Gemini.
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Anthropic Launches Claude Dispatch for Mobile Cowork Control
Anthropic released Dispatch, a research-preview feature that lets users trigger and manage Claude Cowork tasks remotely from iPhone via text message.
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OpenAI Releases GPT-5.4 Mini and Nano
OpenAI released GPT-5.4 mini for ChatGPT, Codex, and API alongside GPT-5.4 nano for API use — its most capable small models, optimized for speed and cost efficiency.
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OpenAI Integrates Sora into ChatGPT with Agentic OS Features
OpenAI added Sora video generation directly into ChatGPT and launched agentic OS features including scheduled tasks and local file access for developers.
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Perplexity Reveals AI Personal Computer on Mac Mini
Perplexity unveiled a personal computer built on a Mac mini form factor running a custom AI-first OS with 20+ local and cloud models operating 24/7.
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Claude Gets Visual Generation: Charts, Diagrams, and Interactive Artifacts
Anthropic added interactive visual generation to Claude, enabling it to create charts, diagrams, and data visualizations directly in conversations.
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GitHub Plots Path to One Billion Developers with AI Agents
GitHub’s chief product officer outlined a vision where AI agents handle most coding tasks, enabling a billion developers by 2030 through natural language programming.
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NVIDIA Launches Nemotron Coalition for Open Frontier Models
NVIDIA announced the Nemotron Coalition with Mistral, LangChain, and others to co-develop frontier open-weight models, starting with Nemotron 3 Super at 120B parameters.
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Cursor Ships Self-Summarization and CursorBench
Cursor released self-summarization for maintaining context across long coding sessions and CursorBench, a new evaluation methodology for coding agent performance.
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NVIDIA Reveals Vera Rubin Seven-Chip AI Supercomputer Platform
NVIDIA announced the Vera Rubin platform at GTC — a seven-chip module delivering exaflop-scale compute for next-generation AI training and inference workloads.
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Microsoft Launches Copilot Health for Personalized Medical AI
Microsoft released Copilot Health, an AI assistant that integrates wearable data and health records to provide personalized medical insights and clinical decision support.
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OpenAI Codex Gets Subagents for Parallel Task Execution
OpenAI added subagents to Codex, enabling it to spawn specialized child agents that work in parallel on different parts of complex coding tasks.
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Manus Launches “My Computer” for Local Desktop Automation
Manus released “My Computer,” an agent that automates multi-step desktop tasks locally on macOS without cloud dependencies.
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xAI’s Grok 4.20 Sets Record-Low Hallucination Rate
xAI released Grok 4.20 models that trail Gemini and GPT-5.4 on overall benchmarks but set a new industry record for lowest hallucination rate — trading raw performance for reliability.
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Mistral Launches Small 4: 119B MoE Model Under Apache 2.0
Mistral released Small 4, a 119B-parameter mixture-of-experts model with an 8B active footprint, 256k context window, and native multimodal reasoning — fully open-source.
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Pokémon Go Data Now Trains Delivery Robots with Centimeter Accuracy
Niantic is licensing its Visual Positioning System — built on billions of images from Pokémon Go players — to guide delivery robots with centimeter-level navigation accuracy.
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Anthropic Makes All 13 Claude Developer Courses Free
Anthropic opened its full library of 13 courses and certificates — covering the Claude API, MCP, Claude Code, and Skills — for free to all developers.
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Coder Workspaces Gives AI Agents Secure, Sandboxed Environments
Coder launched open-source Workspaces for secure collaboration between developers and AI agents, with scoped tooling and governed access designed for OpenClaw-class agents.
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ChatGPT Skills Turns Workflows into Reusable Team Assets
OpenAI launched ChatGPT Skills, letting teams package repeatable workflows — SOPs, templates, analysis pipelines — into shareable, one-click AI tools.
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Base44 Launches Superagents — Always-On AI Agents with One-Click Integrations
Base44 shipped Superagents, AI agents that run 24/7 handling tasks like email drafting, lead follow-up, and price monitoring with one-click integrations to existing tools.
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Mamba 3 Challenges Transformers with 50% Memory Reduction
Open-source Mamba 3 was released, halving inference memory requirements while maintaining model quality and positioning itself as a viable alternative to the Transformer architecture.
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Databricks Launches Genie Code for Agentic Data Engineering
Databricks released Genie Code, an AI coding assistant that analyzes data, builds applications, and automates data engineering tasks with deep context awareness.
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Midjourney V8 Alpha Launches with Faster, Sharper Images
Midjourney launched V8 Alpha with faster generation speeds, sharper image quality, and new --hd and --q 4 quality modes for higher-fidelity output.
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Google Stitch SDK Generates UI Screens from Natural Language
Google Labs released the Stitch SDK, enabling programmatic generation, editing, and extraction of UI screens from natural language prompts via agent-friendly APIs.
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🗣️ Industry Chatter

xAI Loses 9 of 11 Co-Founders, Rebuilds by Poaching Cursor Leads
Nine of xAI’s eleven co-founders have departed and Musk is rebuilding by hiring senior engineering leads from Cursor, prompting TechCrunch’s “not built right the first time” headline.
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ChatGPT and AlphaFold Used to Design Cancer Vaccine for Dog
An Australian tech executive used ChatGPT and AlphaFold to design a personalized mRNA cancer vaccine for his dying dog, shrinking the tumor by 75% in weeks.
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Britannica and Merriam-Webster Sue OpenAI for Copyright Infringement
Encyclopedia Britannica and Merriam-Webster filed a lawsuit alleging OpenAI used their copyrighted content for training and that ChatGPT generates verbatim reproductions.
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Grammarly Sued for Mimicking Writers’ Styles Without Permission
Grammarly disabled its “Expert Review” feature — which used real writers’ names to simulate editorial feedback — after lawsuits alleged it mimicked styles without explicit consent.
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Amazon AI Coding Bug Deletes Millions of Orders
An AI-generated code error caused Amazon to lose millions of orders, prompting a new 90-day safety guardrail on all AI-written code touching tier-1 systems.
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We're not the the Rhino anymore

FOMA AI NEWS — Thu, 12 Mar 2026 16:15:22 GMT

There’s a phenomenon in nature where a small bird sits on a rhino, or climbs into a crocodile’s mouth, and eats the dirt and parasites off it. Why is it there? Because a massive body moving through the world has problems it’s too big to solve on its own. Parasites, grime, blind spots. And the small creature? It’s exactly the right size to handle them.

But does the bird decide where the animal goes?

No. There’s symbiosis, but it’s not symmetrical. The rhino is not the bird’s tool. The bird doesn’t “manage” it either. It lives alongside it, benefits from it, and helps keep it healthy. Nobody looking at that picture gets confused about who’s carrying whom.

The more I read about agentic SDLC and dark factories, the more I feel this is the most accurate image for what’s happening right now to my profession.

Programming.

The Earth spins at 1,600 km/h. We don’t feel it, because large movements don’t always register as movement. Sometimes they just feel like the natural state of the world. And that’s exactly what’s confusing the AI debate right now. We assume it will remain our tool. That we’ll be the ones holding it, telling it what to do, pressing Enter every now and then. But what’s becoming clear to me is that our role is shifting. Less and less writing, more and more maintenance. We’ll stop being the ones who write the code, and even the ones who verify the code, and become the ones who plow the snow so the machine can get through.

In this essay, I’ll try to explain why the entire software profession is beginning to reorganize itself around what agents need in order to work — not humans.

Fair Disclosure

If you’re skeptical, that’s a healthy response. You use these tools. You know the slop. You know an agent can hallucinate an API that doesn’t exist, miss an obvious constraint, or solve the wrong problem at impressive speed. And from that experience it’s easy to reach the comforting conclusion: sure, it’s a powerful tool, but at the end of the day, we’re still the drivers.

And if I wanted to cheat, I’d skip the next data point, because it’s the most uncomfortable one for my argument:

In a controlled study by METR, experienced open-source developers who worked with AI tools completed tasks slower than developers who worked without. Not by a little. About 20% slower. And the real sting was that they themselves thought they were faster. In other words, not just a slowdown — a slowdown with the illusion of acceleration.

Case closed, apparently.

Except the experiment broke in another interesting place. Between 30% and 50% of participants who were assigned tasks without AI started avoiding them. They didn’t want to go back to working that way. The researchers had to change the experimental design because developers simply refused to measure themselves in the old world.

Put these two data points together:

With AI, many developers get slower.

Without AI, many developers already refuse to work.

What a bizarre paradox, right? What can you even conclude from that?

Sometimes when you encounter two facts that are both true but contradictory, you need to check the categories. So what could explain both at the same time? It’s not that AI is good or bad. It’s something else — maybe the measurement itself is outdated?

Most people measure AI inside a development process built for a world where the human writes, the human tests, the human syncs, and the human carries the entire chain on their back. Inside that process, AI really can add noise, debugging overhead, mistrust, and slowdowns. But that doesn’t prove the tool is weak. It proves the system around it hasn’t yet moved in synergy.

The debate isn’t “does the agent write good code.”

The debate is whether the SDLC we know still fits a world where agents write a growing share of the code.

Where Are You on the Scale

Dan Shapiro, CEO of Glowforge, described this year five levels that map the distance between daily AI use and what he calls the “dark factory.”

At the lower levels, 1–2, you’re still the driver. The tool completes lines, writes functions, maybe even a feature spanning several files — but you still read almost every line. You’re the gatekeeper. The filter. The bottleneck.

At the middle levels, 2–4, the relationship starts to flip. You’re no longer the one typing most of the work — you’re the one defining a task, approving a result, and deciding whether to continue or stop.

And at Level 5 — the dark factory — no human writes and no human reviews. A spec goes in, software comes out.

Shapiro estimates that most developers who think they’re at the frontier are actually at Level 2: using tools every day, but still treating them like an unreliable junior.

Anthropic themselves admit that in practice, engineers use AI in about 60% of their work, but can fully delegate a complete task only 0% to 20% of the time.

That number sounds like a win for the skeptics. But pay attention to what it actually says: not that the model isn’t capable — but that in the current work structure, there’s no room to delegate. No specs sharp enough. No automated verification mechanisms. No environment where an agent can run on its own. People use AI all day, but still inside a process built for them, not for it.

And that’s exactly why most of the debate is judged from a skewed angle. It reminds me of the parable about the fish that doesn’t know what water is, precisely because it lives in it. The developer living at Level 2 struggles to see that their experience isn’t the future — it’s their current aquarium. Someone living at Level 2 imagines Level 5 like science fiction. But in practice, the gap between them isn’t a leap to another world — it’s a gradual transition where the human is pushed step by step from the line of code to the maintenance layer.

Some Are Already Working Differently

So to understand where this is heading, you need to look not at the average user at Levels 1–4, but at those who are already working at 5 and have defined an entirely different workflow with AI.

OpenAI published in February a description that sounds almost absurd on its face: over five months, a small team built a real internal product with zero hand-written lines of code. Application, documentation, CI, tests, dev tools, observability — everything. About a million lines of code. Over 1,500 PRs. Estimated development time: one-tenth of what it would have taken to write by hand.

But the numbers are beside the point. The story is what broke along the way. It turns out that progress at the start was slower than expected — just like the study we discussed — not because the agent was weak, but because the environment was undefined. The agent lacked tools, abstractions, and internal structure to make progress.

And then they figured out what the work needed to look like.

They described it like this: “Humans steer. Agents execute.”

When something failed, the question wasn’t “how do we write this ourselves.” The question was: “what was missing from the system in hindsight for the agent to succeed on its own?” OpenAI gave it a name: harness engineering. Not “how to make AI try harder,” but what’s missing from the environment so the agent can succeed without us.

And the agent succeeded.

And once writing stopped being the bottleneck, it immediately moved to the next one: who reviews all this code? Agents produce dozens of PRs a day, and if a human has to sit and verify every change works, they become the constraint. So they connected the agents to the browser itself, gave them the ability to open the application, take screenshots, navigate, and debug on their own.

Is this still programming? It’s an entirely different way of working. And it produces an entirely different profession. And according to a Forbes piece, even within Cursor the realization emerged that models are approaching a point where developers no longer need to go over every line of output. That’s significant precisely because Cursor was built on the assumption that the human and the AI would sit together inside a code editor and work diff by diff.

StrongDM went even further.

Three people. Two rules:

Code is not written by humans.
Code is not reviewed by humans.

Instead of human review, they built external evaluation scenarios that the agent doesn’t see during development. Not tests living inside the codebase that AI can cheat or adapt to, but blind exams. They also built an entire universe of digital twins for their external services, so agents could develop, test, and break things without touching the real production environment.

This framework is called AIDLC — an agentic version of the SDLC we all know. Not “how humans write, test, and deploy software,” but a complete development framework built to contain and manage non-deterministic systems that work on their own.

In fact, an entire industry has already been built around this logic. Quite a few companies, including many Israeli ones, were founded on the premise that if review stays human, it will immediately become the bottleneck of the entire production line. So they’re building agents that review agents: scanning diffs, running scenarios, hunting bugs, and trying to create an automated trust layer around code written by models.

But even this, in the end, is a smarter and faster version of the same old idea. You still write first, test after, and hope you built a strong enough suite to catch what needs catching.

There are already those trying to skip even that step.

Meet Logical Intelligence, who are building formal verification agents — systems that move from the logic of testing to the logic of proof. Systems that try to do to code what a mathematician does to a theorem: not guess that it’s correct, but prove it.

When an engineer writes regular code, they write tests that check specific cases. What happens if the input is a number instead of a string? What if the input is empty? But there are always cases you didn’t think of. Formal verification is something else entirely. Instead of checking examples, you produce a mathematical proof — like a proof in algebra — that a certain property always holds, for every possible input, in every execution path. Not “we tested a million cases and everything worked.” But “mathematically, it’s impossible for this to break.”

The problem? Until now this was manual work that takes months. Specialized engineers write proofs in formal languages, and it’s insanely expensive and slow. So formal verification was reserved only for the most critical systems — nuclear, aviation, finance.

Aleph, the agent by Logical Intelligence, makes this automatic. It takes code and generates those proofs without a human writing them. And in a pilot they’re already running, it goes a step further: writing new code that comes with a built-in mathematical proof that it cannot behave dangerously. The code is born with a stamp of “tested and certified.”

Which suggests that even the control layer — the one we assume will remain human — is already starting to shift from the person to the system.

Brownfield vs. Greenfield

That said, most of the software world doesn’t look like a fresh repo at OpenAI or some side project in vibe coding. It looks like a fifteen-year-old system with partial tests, configuration written under pressure, and knowledge that lives in the heads of three tired people who’ve been at the company for six years.

But this still isn’t a comforting argument. Because it describes the starting point, not the direction of travel. Every company with a legacy system eventually starts new projects. Every project that starts today is born into a world of agents and shaped around them. Like demographics — the older population may be larger right now, but the children are the ones who will determine what the world looks like. And as time passes, the greenfield standard becomes the industry standard.

For legacy companies, the dark factory won’t arrive tomorrow morning. But that’s not because brownfield is protected in principle. It’s because the transition will come from the side, not through the front gate. First they won’t replace the entire system; first they’ll use AI to map dependencies, generate documentation from undocumented code, write regression tests, and extract the tribal knowledge that lives in the heads of three tired people. And that is already exactly what companies like Anthropic are selling under the banner of code modernization.

Anthropic has already shown it’s possible to tackle even COBOL modernization — one of the oldest strongholds of the consulting industry. The market itself reacted with fear when IBM’s stock took a sharp hit after the announcement. Not because everything disappears overnight, but because suddenly something that was considered “ours alone” stopped feeling immune.

And the pressure is no longer just technical. It’s business. A Pega study found that 68% of decision-makers say legacy systems prevent them from adopting AI, and 57% say those systems are probably already hurting their ability to retain customers. In other words, brownfield is no longer just “hard to change.” It’s becoming a blocker that prevents the company from moving in time.

And when such a blocker becomes visible, capital starts pushing too. OpenAI has already enlisted McKinsey, BCG, Accenture, and Capgemini to embed AI co-workers inside real enterprise systems, and funds like Blackstone are already speaking openly about AI transformation as an engine for value creation in portfolio companies. So brownfield doesn’t block the dark factory. It only ensures that the penetration will be gradual, expensive, and more painful. But precisely because so much money sits in it, it’s also one of the strongest targets for automation pressure.

That’s why brownfield is an argument about pace. Not about direction.

The Keyboard Is No Longer at the Center

Michael Truell, CEO of Cursor, described the transition we’re experiencing now. He divided it into three periods: the first was autocomplete — you type, and the tool completes. The second, where many are today, is synchronous agents — you tell them what to do, but manage them step by step inside the code. The third period is cloud agents: models that work alone on their own virtual machines and return logs, video, and artifacts ready for review.

And it’s not just Cursor anymore. Anthropic acquired Vercept so agents could operate computers through vision. Claude Code gained remote control over environments. CoWork and Codex now receive scheduled tasks on sandboxes. In other words, the agent no longer just writes text in a code editor — it runs, tests, navigates, and operates. The old boundary between “writing code” and “making sure it works” has simply been erased.

And if you think this is just a distant vision, look at the adoption. In March 2025, most developers were still in the first period: for every person who ran an agent to write for them, there were 2.5 people who just pressed Tab for code completion. One year later, in February 2026, that ratio completely reversed. For every person pressing Tab, there are two people letting the agent write. That’s 15x growth in one year of people who simply stopped writing lines of code themselves.

And Cursor isn’t just talking about the third period — they’re building it. In their research on “self-driving codebases,” they first tried letting agents organize themselves without hierarchy. It failed immediately. The agents avoided taking responsibility, held locks, stepped on each other. Twenty agents dropped to the throughput of two or three.

What worked in the end? An architecture that looks like a human software team: a chief planner, sub-planners, and edge workers. Each with clear responsibility, each on their own copy of the code, with no need to coordinate directly. Cursor themselves wrote that it resembles the structure of their own software teams — just without the people.

And another interesting insight: when they demanded 100% correctness from every agent before every commit, the system froze. Agents started fixing things that weren’t theirs, colliding with each other, afraid to move. Much like stage fright — they avoided taking on big tasks. And precisely when they were allowed to make small mistakes and other agents were given the job of fixing them after the fact, everything started flowing.

So maybe the question “does the agent make mistakes?” as a metric for “can AI replace me?” is less important than we thought. Maybe the real question is “does the system around it know how to fix the mistake?”

According to Cursor’s project, it seems so.

The Rhino in the Room

There’s a rhino in the room and it’s time to talk about it.

Every software company is ultimately a machine built so that humans can write code together. (Emphasis on together.) Standups, sprints, retros, boards, code reviews, handoffs between teams, a manager who syncs, QA doing a pass, a product manager closing corners. None of these are laws of nature. They’re mechanisms built around human limitations: we forget, get confused, can’t hold everything in our heads, and can’t work on the same change at high speed without coordination.

In other words, the familiar SDLC is a human operating system.

And the moment the human is no longer writing most of the code, that operating system stops being infrastructure and becomes friction.

An organization like this resembles a city built for horses. Even if you bring in cars, the traffic won’t clear if the streets, traffic lights, and laws still assume carriages.

Run a simple thought experiment. If an agent can build a feature in two hours, why plan it in a two-week sprint? If a diff is generated automatically, tested against external scenarios, and comes back with logs, video, and evaluation mechanisms — why does a senior need to sit for an hour on every line? If you have a production line generating code continuously, why do you need a manager whose main job is to sync between people who are no longer doing most of the implementation?

At StrongDM you can see this almost clinically: no standups, no sprints, no board. There’s a spec. There’s a run. There’s a result. So is this Sisyphean coordination layer even still relevant?

But wait — does this necessarily mean our value disappears?

No. It means it moves.

This is Amdahl’s Law. When you speed up one part of a process, the parts that weren’t sped up immediately become the bottleneck. Writing code was for years the expensive part. Now that it’s getting cheaper, the bottleneck moves to clarity of thought, system understanding, and decision-making.

A tech lead who used to sit with the team and make sure the feature was progressing now needs to formulate a spec sharp enough for an agent to build it alone. And this repeats across every role, from product management to QA. The question is no longer “what do you do?” but “what do you define?”

Anthropic already describes a world where people outside engineering build solutions for themselves. A lawyer with no coding background built internal triage tools there. A legal team cut marketing review from two to three days down to 24 hours. That doesn’t mean everyone becomes an engineer. It means the old moat of “only those who can code can build” is eroding, and therefore what becomes more expensive is not the ability to touch a keyboard, but the ability to correctly define a problem.

That’s why companies like EPAM are already talking about how to build a development process that doesn’t assume humans are the main implementation layer.

And the moment the logic shifts from code, configuration, and human hands to specs and evaluation mechanisms, the organizational structure is forced to move too.

So How Much Are You Worth to the Company?

It’s true that as the cost of producing software drops, the total market for software grows. Organizations that were once too small for a development team suddenly become serviceable. But it doesn’t follow that you need the same number of people per unit of software. More software, fewer programmers per unit.

Most of you already know the next story. Jack Dorsey (Block) announced at the end of February layoffs of more than 4,000 people at Block, explicitly claiming that AI tools and small, flat teams are fundamentally changing how you build and run a company. Wall Street wasn’t scared. It was thrilled. The stock jumped more than 20% after the announcement. In other words, the market rewards this behavior.

In a world where the average SaaS company generates a few hundred thousand dollars in revenue per employee, Cursor is already operating at roughly $3.3 million in revenue per employee. Midjourney, with fewer than a hundred employees and half a billion dollars in revenue, reaches nearly $5 million. And more AI-native companies are pushing in the same direction: much more revenue, with far fewer people.

That’s not because there’s no work. It’s because the shape of work has changed.

Professions don’t die on the day there’s no longer a need for their output. They die on the day the market stops paying a premium for the skill that was at their center.

So if writing is getting cheap, those who mainly sell writing get hit first.

That’s Why Juniors Get Hit First

Once, the very ability to take a ticket and turn it into working code was an expensive skill. That’s what juniors sold: hands on keyboard, X lines a day, PRs per sprint.

Now the bottleneck has moved. What remains expensive is not writing — it’s judgment. And judgment is exactly what juniors haven’t had time to learn yet.

Anthropic uses the word “taste.” It’s a slightly annoying word, but it’s hard to find a better one. Not taste in the sense of style, but taste in the sense of knowing what’s right even when there’s no document telling you. Knowing what the user needs, what must not break, where the software will crash, which trade-off is dangerous, and which vague spec will lead an agent to an elegant catastrophe.

The professional ladder of software always worked like an apprenticeship model in organizational disguise. A junior enters, fixes small bugs, builds simple features, absorbs the codebase, gets reviews, becomes mid-level, becomes senior.

AI doesn’t break this model from the top. It breaks it from the bottom. It ate it from the lower rungs — exactly the place they were supposed to climb.

The data already accumulating in the market points to a sharp decline in junior positions: in the US, a drop of roughly 67% to 73% by various measures, and in the UK a sharp fall in graduate roles. This isn’t an anecdote about a hiring crisis. It’s the first sign that the profession is starting to hollow out from the inside.

And here the junior paradox enters again, through a different door.

Because if we understand that the important skill for a junior is judgment.

And judgment requires experience.

And experience is built through writing.

And writing is exactly what agents took from them.

So where will tomorrow’s senior come from?

Chicken and egg.

Anthropic themselves tested this in a controlled experiment: junior engineers who learned a new library with AI assistance scored 17% lower on comprehension tests than those who learned without. The biggest gap was in debugging — the skill that most demands deep understanding. And Amodei himself said explicitly that they’re seeing code skill erosion in line with usage patterns. In other words, not only are the lower rungs of the ladder disappearing — the tool that’s supposed to “help” may also be eroding some of the capabilities we haven’t yet built a replacement for.

Egyptian hieroglyphics didn’t disappear overnight. The writing system held for millennia, until the chain of instruction broke. Fewer and fewer people knew how to read, fewer and fewer people knew how to teach, and a circle closed. The same goes for software. Languages die when one generation stops teaching the next. The real danger isn’t that one day the need for code will vanish, but that the training pipeline that produced developers with deep intuition will break. And for years that intuition was built through writing, debugging, reviewing, and making mistakes. If AI takes more and more of those stations, fewer people will develop the judgment layer that used to grow from within them.

This doesn’t mean nobody will ever understand systems deeply again. It means that capability might stop being the foundation of a broad profession and become a narrower layer of expertise. As in other fields that were pushed upward, the knowledge doesn’t disappear — the mass demand for it erodes. Experts remain, but far fewer of them, and far fewer places where they grow into such.

But this doesn’t mean juniors are going to disappear. Some are actually thriving.

There’s a new generation that grew up with AI the way our generation grew up with smartphones. They’re not afraid of it, not trying to prove they know better than it, and not insisting on writing everything themselves. They think through it. They know how to break a problem into questions a model can answer, they recognize when it’s hallucinating, and they understand when to stop trusting it. While veteran seniors are still debating whether it’s even worth using AI, these juniors have already built three projects with it.

And so not all developers are going to disappear, but the bar for those who stay is rising faster than most people are willing to admit. Next year’s junior won’t be judged on how fast they write CRUD — the agent will do that. They’ll be judged on what we previously expected only from a more experienced developer: system understanding, product thinking, ability to formulate a spec, identify gaps, and exercise judgment over output they didn’t produce. So whoever is building their career on the assumption that one day they’ll get to write code with their fingers may find that day is no longer worth what it once was.

Will Software Engineering Disappear?

I don’t see this as a question of whether, but of how long. How long can we hold the position of coder, of reviewer, of AI operator — a year? Five? Our parents had thirty-year careers in the same profession. It’s hard to imagine thirty years of “supervisor of supervisor of supervisor of agents.”

Dario Amodei, perhaps the most careful person in the world when it comes to talking about radical technology, described it in a podcast like a tsunami that everyone can see, and most people are still explaining to themselves that it’s “just a trick of the light.” He’s not claiming software engineering vanishes entirely tomorrow. But he did say that coding disappears first, and the broader mission of software engineering will follow after.

Sam Altman also said that AI already does “probably above 50%” of code work in many companies, and that first every engineer will do much more, and then “at some point, yes, maybe we’ll need fewer software engineers.”

Andrej Karpathy, who coined the term “vibe coding,” says it’s already becoming outdated and that what’s happening now is more like “agentic engineering.”

Boris Cherny, who leads Claude Code, said with almost brutal simplicity in a recent interview that coding is “basically solved at large” and that the title “software engineer” will start to disappear.

Jerry Murdock, co-founder of Insight, talked about a “tsunami” of autonomous agents. Not as a productivity improvement tool, but actual autonomous agents. He claimed portfolio companies are already telling him that Cursor itself is “outdated” because they’ve moved to a fully agentic approach.

You don’t have to accept their timelines. But it’s hard to keep pretending that the people building the tools think this is just a personal productivity upgrade for developers.

And on That Pessimistic Note

Don Knuth, author of The Art of Computer Programming and Turing Award laureate, published a document at the end of February that opens with “Shock! Shock!” after Claude Opus 4.6 solved an open problem in combinatorics that he himself had worked on for weeks. He described what he saw as a dramatic leap in automated reasoning, and admitted it changed his mind about the capabilities of generative AI.

If Don Knuth is willing to change his mind, maybe we too can admit what’s already hard to deny: the activity around which our profession was built is beginning to separate from the person who performed it. Not everyone will disappear. Not everything will happen in the next two years. But the direction is no longer an open question.

First the line of code disappears. Then the review. Then the ladder that trained the next person. And only at the end does everyone agree to call it by name.

So go back for a moment to the image of the small bird sitting on the rhino. It’s still there. It’s still useful. It’s still part of the picture. But it’s not the creature carrying the weight, and not the creature deciding where to go. It’s there because a massive body moving through the world has small needs that it knows how to fill. And that, more and more, is the role that remains for us.

By Adir Duchan, Senior AI Engineer at Elementor